Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I strained so hard trying to take a crap that I broke a blood vessel in my eye. FML
Today, I got a nosebleed. For 7 hours. I ended up in the ER. FML
Today, as the clock struck twelve for the new year, I was in the bathroom having a nosebleed. FML
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
Today, I had a nosebleed at work after having recent surgery. As I was walking to the bathroom, I tripped and fell, sending blood splattering everywhere. My manager, who was walking by, looked at me and said, “You’re really committed to the bit.” I was too embarrassed to respond. FML
Today, I had to squat to retrieve something from the bottom of the cabinet in the bathroom. This caused me to fart and startle myself enough that I jumped and banged my forehead on the sink. FML
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
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Top comments
_parth 20
Damn. Did you activate all your superpowers to do that? Fyl op.
tony1891 22
you may wanna start eating more fiber then.
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Comments (57)
vikky538 29
use stool relievers they are better than getting a nose bleed...or try spicy food...either one will work for sure..
Pikachu12_fml 21
This made me laugh more than it should have..
itsme82 18
I laughed so hard at this!! ??
Angelkisses130 26
That sounds like one intense s***
Vegetarian27 24
That's terrifying.
applecrusher 18
Good thing you didn't shit yourself! Oh wait...
ebrainer1 9
Push it real good!
Metallic_Blue 10
I've sadly done that as well
aliciavanham 13
Wow, how did you manage to pull that off? So wrong in many ways.
BagelTheOtaku 25
at least it wasn't a hemaroid