Health, Drunk and Intimacy: Drunken rampage

Drunken rampage

By Anonymous - 01/08/2011 21:47 - United States

Today, at some point, and for some reason I'll probably never fully understand, it seemed like a good idea to get completely shitfaced on tequila and try to shave my ballsack with a straight razor. I'm not sure if these wounds will ever heal. FML

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jkemp1984 10

Tuesday 2 August 2011 1:02

One word: idiot

plantfood 4

Tuesday 2 August 2011 1:02

Skin yourself? Hahaha

Comments

samsea 5

Tuesday 2 August 2011 7:12

Your mom

aPieceOfFruit 16

Tuesday 2 August 2011 7:12

not sure if the wounds will heal? you mean the psychological wounds right?

georgysoccer 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 7:13

Cool story bro

major_paine92 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 7:14

It probably seemed like a good idea because they were hairy. Just an assumption.

jayman117 5

Tuesday 2 August 2011 7:17

Ya..um I'm never gonna get shitfaced on tequila if that's gonna happen! That should be called self mutilation..

KarWitz 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 7:20

omg. That would suck balls .

a6h311h0und 1

Tuesday 2 August 2011 12:50

not his tho.

kkbaby3 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 7:43

hahahah. what your girl think.?! :D

JovwN212 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 8:02

Damn son...

Omni7 11

Tuesday 2 August 2011 8:04

Okay ydi because why would u get drunk and put somthing sharp on the most sensetive part of ur boady all wounds heal unless they r part of ur dna

maryjayy3 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 8:04

how does that sound like a good idea again?

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