Health, Drunk and Intimacy: Drunken rampage

Drunken rampage

By Anonymous - 01/08/2011 21:47 - United States

Today, at some point, and for some reason I'll probably never fully understand, it seemed like a good idea to get completely shitfaced on tequila and try to shave my ballsack with a straight razor. I'm not sure if these wounds will ever heal. FML

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jkemp1984 10

Tuesday 2 August 2011 1:02

One word: idiot

plantfood 4

Tuesday 2 August 2011 1:02

Skin yourself? Hahaha

Comments

MichaelReyes1 3

Tuesday 2 August 2011 9:13

a human being can get that drunk? whoa >.>

jazzyv94 3

Tuesday 2 August 2011 9:14

that just sucks!! :/

GhostyG 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 9:35

What kind of Tequila?

LaughingAlways 1

Tuesday 2 August 2011 9:36

At least you didn't try it with a butcher's knife!

sunbirdturbo 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 9:42

Holy Waco batman, it's the balless wonder!!!!

izak69 7

Tuesday 2 August 2011 9:55

it will probably never be the same :/

StopDropNRoll 11

Tuesday 2 August 2011 9:58

It'll hurt if they weren't severed you fool!

slynoble32 11

Tuesday 2 August 2011 10:19

****** retard your not even suppose to do shit invaling ur balls and knifes....

NotElsie 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 11:07

Wow.... just wow...

GamerMaster2041 12

Tuesday 2 August 2011 11:38

UGH it hurts to think about ball wounds

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