Today, I had a graded performance in my drama class. I had to play a murderer in an interrogation room. I got really into it and started pounding on the windows to try to "escape". The thin glass smashed. Four hours in casualty, stitches and plastic surgery pretty much sum up my mood. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML
Today, I was rehearsing for a school play. My drama teacher keeps criticising the part where I fake-trip, saying I make it look terribly fake. During today's rehearsal, I actually tripped for real, and smashed my kneecaps against the floor with a scream. He still said my "acting" sucked. FML
Today, I had my first day in an acting class. Our assignment was to perform a dramatic monologue. I got super into it, threw myself into character, and dramatically fell to my knees to deliver a line. Unfortunately, my knees slipped, and I faceplanted into the floor in front of the entire class. FML
Today, I performed a piano piece at a school play. Everything went well until I got up and accidentally smashed my shin against one of the piano legs. Before I could bite my tongue, I'd already yelled "Fucking hell!" in front of about 50 second graders. FML
Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML
Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room for busting my lip open, I had to lie and tell them I slipped and fell. In reality I was singing with the soap bottle and slammed it into my lip. FML
Today, as part of my job as a performer, I had to show off my skills with a switchblade in front of an audience. A kid shot a rubber band at me. I then needed stitches. FML
Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML
Today, I passed a car, and heard a baby crying in the back seat. It was hot and no one was around. All the doors were locked so I broke it with a rock, cutting my arm and setting the alarm off. Only to find out that it was a realistic baby doll. I have to get 7 stitches and pay for the window. FML
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eurekaroy 6
Well let's look at the bright side, no one will want to mess with the drama kids now.
stormchaser24 24
Well that sucks but did you get a good grade? The teacher must have been like nice fake blood. Oh shit!!!!
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TheMaestro 4
See, that's why you don't go all Wicker Man Nicolas Cage on a piece of glass on a school set in a graded assignment. I applaud you for getting into it, but I don't even h
starquality 7
Way to get into character!!
Gloria_GDA 0
You shouldn't have banged in the windows. I once pretended that I was drunk and smashed bottles in improv class during college, and I had to get a tetnis shot and exactly 98 stitches. It hurt.
CBlaze93 10
So... Did you get an A?
leadman1989 16
You got an F for F YOUR LIFE... :( Sorry op get well soon. Would actually like to know what grade you got though. :P
Omfgitsmia 15
You should've gotten an A lol
kristat 14
When I was in theater I broke a table... Luckily nobody got hurt and the whole class laughed their asses off.
Comfycouchpillow 4
exit stage left
likewoahxHelen 5
Umm owwwww sorry OP
Ihavehiccups 5
Omg, I think I know OP. If her name is Izzy, then I am in the same year as her brother
slushpup9696 12
LOOK AT ALL THE PEOPLE THAT CARE!!
Ihavehiccups 5
Gosh 86, I am so so upset that you shouted that at me. I thought that my single comment on a message board of an FML would guarantee me international fame, but according to you, no one really cares. I will go and cry in my corner for life now. :( :( :(.