Today, I had a graded performance in my drama class. I had to play a murderer in an interrogation room. I got really into it and started pounding on the windows to try to "escape". The thin glass smashed. Four hours in casualty, stitches and plastic surgery pretty much sum up my mood. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML
Today, I was rehearsing for a school play. My drama teacher keeps criticising the part where I fake-trip, saying I make it look terribly fake. During today's rehearsal, I actually tripped for real, and smashed my kneecaps against the floor with a scream. He still said my "acting" sucked. FML
Today, I had my first day in an acting class. Our assignment was to perform a dramatic monologue. I got super into it, threw myself into character, and dramatically fell to my knees to deliver a line. Unfortunately, my knees slipped, and I faceplanted into the floor in front of the entire class. FML
Today, I performed a piano piece at a school play. Everything went well until I got up and accidentally smashed my shin against one of the piano legs. Before I could bite my tongue, I'd already yelled "Fucking hell!" in front of about 50 second graders. FML
Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML
Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room for busting my lip open, I had to lie and tell them I slipped and fell. In reality I was singing with the soap bottle and slammed it into my lip. FML
Today, as part of my job as a performer, I had to show off my skills with a switchblade in front of an audience. A kid shot a rubber band at me. I then needed stitches. FML
Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML
Today, I passed a car, and heard a baby crying in the back seat. It was hot and no one was around. All the doors were locked so I broke it with a rock, cutting my arm and setting the alarm off. Only to find out that it was a realistic baby doll. I have to get 7 stitches and pay for the window. FML
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eurekaroy 6
Well let's look at the bright side, no one will want to mess with the drama kids now.
stormchaser24 24
Well that sucks but did you get a good grade? The teacher must have been like nice fake blood. Oh shit!!!!
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Comments (133)
Madkitty2403 1
Here's an idea don't hit friggin glass! :p
butterflyz1961 2
What grade did you get?
JonGarces 3
First thing that comes to mind when reading this is why would you go to casualties for something small like this? I had a finger cut off once and had to wait in the waiting room to be seen. Secondly why would you even need plastic surgery? The glass cut you wide open and you are insecure and need to cover it up?
LegitimateSalmon 12
It probably separated the muscle or cut so wide that he needed a skin graft. Plastic surgery is expensive so I'm sure he didn't just do it because he's insecure
dumaz 2
gotta do whay you gotta do
hotshot0510 2
95 - so cutting both of your hands open on broken glass and possibly having glass stuck in the cuts is small?! I don't think so. and FYI plastic surgery isn't cosmetic surgery, it's not elective. plastic surgeons are the ones who sew up cuts and deal with cuts etc, even if the OP didn't ask for it. the doctors at the hospital decide whether or not a plastic surgeon is needed, so no, I don't think the OP was 'insecure' tbh. possibly get your facts right straight next time before judging someone, yeah?
applesmama 9
At least you didn't head butt the glass...
darkmis1 18
I'm pretty sure a murderer in interrogation would try to convince the cops he's innocent - not break out and prove he's guilty.
Epikouros 32
Yeah, because murderers are such smart, rational people...
chasity_27 2
"AND THE OSCAR AWARD GOES TOOOO…"
justanotherbird 19
Lame. I hate when theater kids go overboard with annoying, bad acting. Plus, what kind of criminal tries to break through the window (probably located INSIDE the station with no windows leading to the outside) instead of pretending to be innocent.
alliwannadoishav 0
Hope you got high marks from the teacher.