Today, I had a graded performance in my drama class. I had to play a murderer in an interrogation room. I got really into it and started pounding on the windows to try to "escape". The thin glass smashed. Four hours in casualty, stitches and plastic surgery pretty much sum up my mood. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML
Today, I was rehearsing for a school play. My drama teacher keeps criticising the part where I fake-trip, saying I make it look terribly fake. During today's rehearsal, I actually tripped for real, and smashed my kneecaps against the floor with a scream. He still said my "acting" sucked. FML
Today, I had my first day in an acting class. Our assignment was to perform a dramatic monologue. I got super into it, threw myself into character, and dramatically fell to my knees to deliver a line. Unfortunately, my knees slipped, and I faceplanted into the floor in front of the entire class. FML
Today, I performed a piano piece at a school play. Everything went well until I got up and accidentally smashed my shin against one of the piano legs. Before I could bite my tongue, I'd already yelled "Fucking hell!" in front of about 50 second graders. FML
Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML
Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room for busting my lip open, I had to lie and tell them I slipped and fell. In reality I was singing with the soap bottle and slammed it into my lip. FML
Today, as part of my job as a performer, I had to show off my skills with a switchblade in front of an audience. A kid shot a rubber band at me. I then needed stitches. FML
Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML
Today, I passed a car, and heard a baby crying in the back seat. It was hot and no one was around. All the doors were locked so I broke it with a rock, cutting my arm and setting the alarm off. Only to find out that it was a realistic baby doll. I have to get 7 stitches and pay for the window. FML
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eurekaroy 6
Well let's look at the bright side, no one will want to mess with the drama kids now.
stormchaser24 24
Well that sucks but did you get a good grade? The teacher must have been like nice fake blood. Oh shit!!!!
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Comments (133)
poppylamonzo 0
How people can say YDI on this sorta thing, I will never knowww.
a_nutritionist 10
because the idiot "pounded" on glass. i really dont see how this isnt a YDI. today i did something stupid and got hurt...yep, you deserve it.
darkmis1 18
Because I was a theatre major before I switched to art, and I would hate to see this. From what OP described, it's not good acting and seems unplanned (which it was, because if OP had taken the time to make sure the glass wasn't thin, this wouldn't be on FML.) A more realistic situation would be the killer trying to trick the cops into thinking he's innocent.
Freeze_fml 17
You'll get bonus points for being realistic. As the glass was not bulletproof I'm guessing someone is going to get a grade deduction.
BellaBelle_fml 23
So are they getting bonus points or a grade deduction?! Make up your mind...
Spinnmaster 1
You know you did it just to impress the ladies! You're such a boss, and you have the scars to show it!
TheBlackCops 0
Was it worth an A?
krysxkatastrophe 14
Try not to get carried away next time. Going too far with your acting is just as bad as not putting any effort into it.
Kendall_Cali97 8
Ow:((( tht must really hurt!
megapeyt 17
Ouch dude FYL
KiddNYC1O 22
Don't forget to project your voice, op.
KiddNYC1O 22
Who the **** thumbed me down? Little bitch.
ikickgingers 15
... Yes, but did it put the lotion on?
ilovefall10 21
It was really cool of you to get so into your character. Also for the people who say stuff like " Well don't hit blahblahblah then" I think OP KNEW THAT. Don't be such smart-asses.
ikickgingers 15
You lost me at blah blah blah ...