Love: Downhill

Downhill

By worthless - 03/04/2011 00:51 - United States

Today, I was reading my boyfriend's online diary. It started off really sweet, saying he was in a wonderful relationship with me, and how he utterly adored me. It then slowly progressed into loathing and wondering what he ever saw in me, all because I have a low sex-drive. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 22/05/2012 20:49 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML

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Hate sex

By xenutja - 29/01/2021 13:02 - United States - Amery

Today, I found out why my boyfriend always has sex with me like he hates me. Turns out, he actually hates me. FML

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By Maria39018 - 01/08/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be totally honest with each other. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in hopes of strengthening our relationship. He told me he had a diaper fetish, and would love to see me in one. There goes my sex life. FML

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Let's say, hypothetically…

By Anonymous - 08/12/2014 04:35 - United States - Long Beach

Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we should still have sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2017 06:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, by helping my sweet, caring boyfriend get over his crippling insecurities and develop some confidence, I've turned him into a lying, cheating asshole I can't stand. FML

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By smashleighfig - 08/03/2010 05:14 - France

Today, I found out my husband of 10 years has a online blog. Excited to read about myself, I began skimming, only to find out that every entry is him explaining how he let his "soulmate" walk away 9 years ago because of his "previous commitment" and how he regrets it every day. FML

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Bloggers gonna blog

By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 18:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend has an online blog that he updates every time we have sex. It’s ridiculously detailed, right down to the slight difference in the pink of my vagina and the slightly darker pink of my asshole. He's a dead man when he gets home from work. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2012 03:30 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML

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Guilt trip

By annoyed - 11/05/2016 11:40 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML

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Hilariously sexy

By Laceylace - 22/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a sexy letter designed to arouse him. I described what I wanted us to do to each other in the most erotic way. Later, he came up to me and hugged me, saying it was the funniest thing he ever read and he's glad he's in love with a girl with such a great sense of humor. FML

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fmlisforlols 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 5:59

He is going overboard, but relationships won't work if the sex isn't there for both.

xeldawyn 14

Sunday 3 April 2011 6:02

Why were you reading his diary?

Comments

sarahbear430 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 7:29

get some libido herbs.

seth96 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 7:39

I agree, it's not all about the sex

lolaphant 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 7:39

edwad907 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 7:46

chuck Norris?

edwad907 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 7:48

ok first problem. dudes got a diary. now that being said second problem is respect privacy. not everything in it has to be perfect. his way of expressing feeling.

Picking_Kuppies 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:11

Yeah, since everyone who wants privacy keeps a public blog on the internet.

MrKrumps 5

Sunday 3 April 2011 8:06

lol

stephanyk2 7

Sunday 3 April 2011 8:07

you read his diary? well then you don't deserve to be with him you little bitch.

dr_random 11

Sunday 3 April 2011 11:25

Did you miss the part where it says the diary is online?

kialuvsyoo 3

Sunday 3 April 2011 8:07

Ummm, why were you snooping in his diary in the first place? Complete invasion of privacy. YDI

AScic1 3

Sunday 3 April 2011 8:07

A good boyfriend will watch shitty romance movies and cuddle if his lady wants to and he doesnt. A good girlfriend will relieve tension from said cudlling even if she doesnt want to. If you dont give it to him he'll find someone that will.

chrisauh 4

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:35

i agree ^^^

Picking_Kuppies 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:13

No. A good boyfriend knows when his girlfriend doesn't want to have sex, respects that, and waits for when she's in the mood for it. The same can be said about a good girlfriend. It's 10x better when both people *want* to have sex.