Today, I weighed myself for the first time in a while and confirmed that I have put on a few pounds. I was feeling a bit down about it. I went to work and on arriving a workmate I hadn't seen in a while gave me a hug. She said, "I love hugging you, you're so nice and squishy." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, my best friend told me I lost weight. I was happy because I've worked hard to shed off those pounds. I asked her what changes were evident, she told me that I now have a neck. FML
Today, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, I saw my uncle after six months. The first thing he says to me is, 'I didn't even recognize you! You've gained so much weight.' Gee thanks uncle. Just what I wanted to hear. FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML
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xxguitarfreakxx 0
I LOVE SQUISHY PEOPLE! they are, no joke, the BEST to hug. and i loooove just leaning on them(: they are so motherly. minus the screaming...
24788 7
She was trying to be nice, but it didn't work out.
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Comments (107)
theluckygirl28 8
Fluffy :) I seriously LOVE squishy guys.... Not like fat, but I like when they weigh more than me, y'know? I always pinch my friends love handles just cause they're so yummy Your life isn't f***ed, trust me :)
necomni 0
It's a compliment XD
kittybear 0
awww i say the exact same thing to my best friend :]
twokidsonelove 0
hahaha awww.. thats what i say to my boyfriend aha. :P its comfy :) not a bad thing at all!
EOD_Elmo 0
Take a compliment woman!
marlux 0
if she enjoyed it , why is it bad
boatiebanter 0
#18 It's thyroid, would have taken you about 2 seconds to google it. Also, skipping meals isn't the way to lose weight. Just do cardio exercise and weights to build muscle and raise your metabolism. But also, squishy people are the best to hug :)
thelonelylurker 0
FYL huh? You know there are people starving to death in the world right?
lalaland94 0
LMFAOOOO!!!'
Luckster 0
Probably the rudest way to greet a person, especially since you're trying to drop the weight and all. @ thelonelylurker: How about you donate 90% of your food to those starving people, okay? That'll make a difference.