Today, one of my customer's pipes were blocked. As I went to unblock it, about a handful of used condoms collided with my face. I don't know if I should be disgusted by this or disgusted by my customer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called a company for a problem with our septic tank. Two workers show up, I take them into the garden to show them the manhole cover at the top of it. They open it up. We then gaze upon a sea of condoms floating on the surface. My wife and I don't use condoms. FML
Today, I had to pay an exorbitant fee to get my drain unblocked. It turns out it was about a million condoms. My son just got his first serious girlfriend and apparently instead of throwing them in the bin, he flushes their used condoms down the toilet. I’m gonna kill him. FML
Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML
Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML
Today, at work, I found a used condom in the fax machine. I'm the electrical maintenance repair for the company. I have to untangle it from the belts. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML
Today, I heard a woman moaning while I was walking on a sidewalk. I didn't mind, until someone dropped a recently-used condom on my head. FML
Today, I once again had to clean up a shower and bathroom covered in feces, because of client with incontinence. It smelt so bad that I couldn’t hide my reaction; the client saw my face and I could see the embarrassment on theirs. I spent the rest of the day feeling like an asshole. FML
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
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Top comments
CliffyB03 28
I think I would be more disgusted with the used condoms hitting my face, but that's just me
16characters 12
Both. Sorry OP!
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Comments (121)
Nizzle108 1
Are you a gynecologist?
slyde32 12
yeah, op was cleaning inside the customer's ****** when she orgasmed and shot used condoms into op's face
ulissey_fml 22
Gosh OP, I'm Glyde I 'm not in your shoes. But I suppose a plumber must come prepared for that kind of filth, it goes with the job, Durex, sed lex. Too late to c'Ansell that client now.
pitapizzaparty 18
OP's thoughts were like i was trying to figure out whats stuck in this costumers pipes then it hit me .
JCal585 8
Why would you be more disgusted with the customer? For all you know, it was only one guy using all of those condoms.
__paulinaa 2
sex in the air, I don't care I love the smell of it.
23Z9TZO 18
*impressed with your customer
iAshelle 11
Ew, I'm sorry about that !
epodax 12
am i the only one wondering why a plumber would have his/her face infront of the pipe if he/she knows it's blocked?
AcidicNerdyChick 6
Both
Memma_fml 14
At least they're being safe......xD