Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading." FML
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Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut for cheating on him since we never had sex. I attempted to explain the birth control was for a condition I have that causes my period to be non-existent. He didn't believe me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML
Today, I told a guy that I was on birth control. He decided that it would be best for us not to continue speaking with each other. I never would've thought taking care of myself would be a deal breaker. FML
Today, the previously charming guy I've been seeing for the past two weeks tried to introduce a weekly sex quota into our relationship. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that having my own condoms is unattractive, emasculating, and a turn off. According to him it's the man’s responsibility to provide the protection, and the fact that I have my own means I must have been very promiscuous if I needed to have them on hand. I’m allergic to the pill. FML
Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me for sex and when I said no, he asked me to leave. When I demanded to know why, he told me I had reached his limit: if I denied him sex for longer than 6 weeks in a row then clearly I’m not interested in an adult relationship, and need to get the hell out. Asshole. FML
Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me if I don't satisfy his "needs." By "needs", he means me wearing a diaper during foreplay. FML
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Top comments
Astroman129 7
Isn't that technically sexual harassment? Regardless, tell him you're not his sex toy. Hope things get better
krysxkatastrophe 14
Because you know, birth control also protects against STDs.
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Comments (172)
upyourzlolz 11
His opinions? Sexist and degrading.
Lemycakes 4
Sounds like its time for a new bf
Kiki242 19
From time to time girls are going to date jerks. Just as the same with guys. Ppl change throughout a relationship also.
Blueglasscup 18
Finally an OP who actually breaks up with her douchebag boyfriend!
3yellowzebras 19
I was hoping someone mentioned this part. :) Too right, the girl has some sense!
_Andreita_ 5
As if it's not sexist or degrading for you to take birth control just so he can get it whenever he feels like it. Let him be some other girls problem.
every1luvsboners 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I agree with your boyfriend. But then again, I'm a sexist asshole that spends 15 hours per day on FML and pleasuring myself. Check the icons on his phone, if there's a YouPorn icon and a FML app, we are twins that need to be together ASAP.
mojo87 14
Maybe you can then enjoy sex without a condom, with your new found "twin" :P
traviemojo 0
Ex boyfriend*
bizarre_ftw 22
Hmmm I see why you felt the need to comment (without you in the comments on this one it just wouldn't feel right) but I honestly wish you'd gone for a more left handed thing like you have on other FMLs :/ Funny all the same, and a creepy glance into your personal life ^_^
ohmandapants 17
LOL didn't this FML just say "my boyfriend" before? Good job OP! No herpes for you!
stangbabyxo4 7
Time to move on my friend..!
awagh666 14
No, he sounds like a wiener.
Meowingtons500 18
Hey, the one with the vag-i-na makes the rules. No glove, noo love. ;)
NecroParade 3
This post made me a little bit more sexist. Fortunately, not all women are like you. At least, I hope not.
NullPointer 20
#34 you're worse than the ex-boyfriend.
Meowingtons500 18
Sarcasm, guys. Obviously.
Meowingtons500 18
Yes, that's how it goes. :)
Iknoweverything 29
Seeing that the woman is the one who has to carry the baby and push a human being through her ****** if an accident happens, I think your ex had a lot of nerve declaring that condoms were sexist and degrading. Last I checked, unplanned pregnancies usually caused people to make sexist and degrading comments about women. Good for you breaking up with him!