Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 23:36 - United States

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Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading." FML
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Astroman129 7

Isn't that technically sexual harassment? Regardless, tell him you're not his sex toy. Hope things get better

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krysxkatastrophe 14

Because you know, birth control also protects against STDs.

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wriptidez 0

well get married and u wint have to worry about stds so much

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mojo87 14

Yes, because married people never cheat...

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Man, if you could prevent STDs just from getting married, then why don't more people get married?

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Man, if you could prevent STDs just from getting married, then why don't more people get married?

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Feedmyaddiction5 14

I am very glad to read the " now ex" part. You are a very smart person. And obviously strong to not put up with that jerk. Kudos =)

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Dcm210 19

no wonder he's your ex.hire a hitman or just kill him

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NullPointer 20

how about you go **** yourself with a knife

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leadman1989 15

Plenty of fish in the sea.

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beckyxD 13

I love how guys THINK they know what birth control pills do. They just ASSUME it's just a pill that prevents babies. Hahahahahahha. No. It gives cramps like no other and horrible migranes

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jumble 12

You obviously need to switch BC then. Mine doesn't give me any migraines or cramps.

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3yellowzebras 19

If you are prone to migraines then you should not be on any pill, they can cause all sorts of problems with migraines and that's hell to live with, I'm not allowed any type of birth control pill or implant. It's the first thing docs ask females who suffer with them. :-(

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hellonyancat 6

I was put on birth control when I was younger to help manage cramps. You might want to talk to a doctor about switching yours.

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jenn2312 5

I stopped taking the pill. I tried a few different kinds and they all made me skip my period for months at a time and when I would finally have it, it would last for weeks. everyone's body is different. not everyone has the option to take the pill just the same as any other medicine.

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Okayitwasme 0

They also regulate your hormones. Sometime too much and you never feel like having sex.

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hobojo69 23

Wow it's the only sensible OP, Good for you for ending it!!

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kimono_fml 17

fyl, but hey, you're no longer dating that moron. Rejoice!

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