Work: Do it again! - FML

Do it again!

By immy504 - 30/11/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled, "NINJA WAITRESS!" Everyone at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

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tayza249 20

Wednesday 30 November 2011 11:47

Ninja waitress ftw! :)

LennyComa 39

Wednesday 30 November 2011 11:49

That is the best nickname ever...

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Llama_Face89 33

Wednesday 30 November 2011 14:41

That's some skill, my friend!

3RR0R404 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 14:41

Winning!

CoverBoy 14

Wednesday 30 November 2011 14:58

Like a Boss!!!

LuckyStar86 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 15:05

That's not an FML, that's pure AWESOME!!

modernbenoni 8

Wednesday 30 November 2011 15:09

fake

Nudi_fml 13

Wednesday 30 November 2011 15:10

Fyl? Thats a win!

you_freak 7

Wednesday 30 November 2011 15:16

Or try and slap your butt!

drivemysoul19 8

Wednesday 30 November 2011 15:26

I wanna be Ninja Waitress when I grow up..

thrillawang 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 15:27

that is epic

RedHotMom26 3

Wednesday 30 November 2011 15:30

Haha! Too cute!

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