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Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I was working the cash register. While helping a customer with her groceries, my bra snapped. I then had to ask my male boss if I could staple it back together. Thirty minutes later it snapped again. I then had to explain to my boss that I was too broke to buy a new one. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
Today, my daughter couldn't find a hair tie and thought a piece of duct tape would be a perfectly fine substitute. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, the underwire in my bra snapped as my 9-hour workday started. FML
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
Today, my mother threw away my brand new headphones. She saw them on the couch with duct tape on the wires and assumed they were "old, broken, and cheap." I put the tape there to avoid damaging the wires. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
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Top comments
picturescrazy 24
You don't really need a Victoria's Secret bra as a replacement do ya? Either shell out 5 dollars for a crappy Walmart one or freeboob it instead :D
LoveMay 10
That's when you go without.
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Comments (206)
rdsknsfan12 6
They do say that duct tape fixes everything.
shooz89 3
I feel your pain.
eyecon502 13
I love a girl with MacGyver skills! Now, try making one completely out of duct tape. :-)
l0v3p4in 7
Then enter in into the Most Original Item Made of Duct Tape Contest. You or the guy who duct taped himself a condom would most likely win.
happilyever2012 6
Try Walmart next time. As long as it fits and keeps it in place, you'll be fine.
64ponygirl 1
Burn it, and as always, Keep Calm and Chive On!
avviii 0
You on have one bra!?:s
Fay303 5
I've so been there haha
kb021 18
Ouch, OP, I really feel your pain on this one. I wear a 34DD and its hard enough finding a bra that fits properly, let alone one that costs less than $100. Wouldn't even dream of going without one- way too painful!!!
the7thchild 6
i assume you have only 1 bra
hateevryone 15
I will gladly buy you some bras.