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Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working the cash register. While helping a customer with her groceries, my bra snapped. I then had to ask my male boss if I could staple it back together. Thirty minutes later it snapped again. I then had to explain to my boss that I was too broke to buy a new one. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
Today, my daughter couldn't find a hair tie and thought a piece of duct tape would be a perfectly fine substitute. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, the underwire in my bra snapped as my 9-hour workday started. FML
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
Today, my mother threw away my brand new headphones. She saw them on the couch with duct tape on the wires and assumed they were "old, broken, and cheap." I put the tape there to avoid damaging the wires. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
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Top comments
picturescrazy 24
You don't really need a Victoria's Secret bra as a replacement do ya? Either shell out 5 dollars for a crappy Walmart one or freeboob it instead :D
LoveMay 10
That's when you go without.
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Comments (206)
micahsmommy 13
Find a recently pregnant woman. I think I changed cup sizes at least 4 times during and after my pregnancy. We're bound to have something that'll fit that only was worn for a month or two.
pagullarka 9
Wow pregnancy make your booby's big
RubenTheGreek 8
I'd feel much happier as well if girls didn't wear them,47.
janeyboo07 11
****** Riggin' It Huh?
Hakando 5
Hobo
HunnyRose 0
:O
ChelsiiBabee 5
Go buy a $5 from a cheap shop. It may not last long but it does the job!
friisen_ 0
Freeboob it?!
perdix 31
The Itty Bitty Titty Committee is holding a Schadenfreude dance tonight to celebrate the big-titted OP's poverty.
banzainutslap 0
No shirt no bra no problem
loserman67 36
That stinks OP, but I think you should like those beautiful sweater yams breath free. Go into an air-conditioned store and let your high beams come on for all the men to ogle! Nothing like a woman without a bra and the erasers poking out to bring a tear of joy to one's eye......
loserman67 36
* let* -- there, I grammer Nazi'ed myself...