liver
Santa Cruz, United States
DIY
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
thatgirl17
United States
Today, I was working the cash register. While helping a customer with her groceries, my bra snapped. I then had to ask my male boss if I could staple it back together. Thirty minutes later it snapped again. I then had to explain to my boss that I was too broke to buy a new one. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML
chlolivia
Canada
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
Ari
It's called fashion, Susan, look it up
Today, my daughter couldn't find a hair tie and thought a piece of duct tape would be a perfectly fine substitute. FML
Itsbeen8years
Stupava, Slovakia
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
SmileAndSayHi
Hialeah, United States
Keep it together
Today, the underwire in my bra snapped as my 9-hour workday started. FML
Anonymous
Kitchener, Canada
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
why mom, why?
Ross, United States
Today, my mother threw away my brand new headphones. She saw them on the couch with duct tape on the wires and assumed they were "old, broken, and cheap." I put the tape there to avoid damaging the wires. FML
fryebaby623
Vero Beach, United States
Snap!
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
lalalasmiles06
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Top comments
picturescrazy 24
You don't really need a Victoria's Secret bra as a replacement do ya? Either shell out 5 dollars for a crappy Walmart one or freeboob it instead :D
LoveMay 10
That's when you go without.
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ILike_Dancing123 19
"Does your boobs hang low, do they wobble to the floor."
LMA0 5
Wow.. That wasn't even close..
Octain 13
Does?
HiddenMonkey 8
I see what you did there Walter
xx000o 27
Duct tape is the American way; boobs, bras, guns, cars, nuclear devices, it can fix anything.
s15c 9
I'm not so sure about nuclear devices. I think I'd prefer some welding and high tech fixing going on there.
ClassyCommando 13
Can't fix your economy...
Lizzy500 16
But it can fix all the things we can no longer afford thanks to our economy
XtraEzeee 8
My page-a-day calendar last year consisted of different uses of duct tape, so I could pretty much build myself anything with a box of assorted colors. :D
XtraEzeee 8
My page-a-day calendar last year consisted of different uses of duct tape, so I could pretty much build myself anything with a box of assorted colors. :D
joeystar95 4
You only have one bra? I thought girls had more..
cookeemonster 7
Girls do have heaps. Op is broke, remember! Anyway, op probably has at least 3 but it's better to fix a broken bra and have 3 than to throw away one and only have 2.
hellbilly205 17
Let them ******* hang out and make someones day
d10cat 0
Just read your profile and son your not in the army till after basic so don't act like your a real soldier. American by birth Marine by choice
hellbilly205 17
How was i in any way acting like a real soldier? I'd love to know Mr. Big tough guy marine.
d10cat 0
Your profile reads your in the army. No your in a dep program not in the army. Like I said until your actually in you shouldn't claim you are it's disrespectful to us real soldiers.
d10cat 0
Furthermore if I were to be standing in front of you I doubt you would be saying smartass things like mr tough guy
hellbilly205 17
Im a private e2 thank you very much im in the army, just because i havent been through training doesnt mean im not a soldier
LadyGore 12
5 dollar bra from a dollar store. Gogo.
midnight165 5
They don't sell $5 dollAr bra's At the dollar store
LMA0 5
WhAt is wrong with your A key?
midnight165 5
Well imma agree with half of the people and say go braless.. There's already people walking around underwearless..situations like this that you ask "what would Jesus do".
redbluegreen 41
I'm sure Jesus had a rack to die for.
THExistentialist 13
^ yeah, totally. he had a line started called Jesus' Secret. they were cheap, too. only cost one donkey!
cwbsmoker 5
Uhm. Going commando is one thing we can't see your privates. We can see your ladies saggy **** I mean if you don't want to look appealing wether it's just your husband or not. I'm sure he'd appreciate the lift too! And Idk about you people but Seeing women without bras on creeps me out. /:
nic7973 23
I'd marry her, that's my kind of initiative right there!
THExistentialist 13
I KNOW you have to have a bikini right? just wear the top. or make a totally punk rock DYI duct tape bra. OR you could just borrow a dollar each from five to seven friends/family members. and hit up Wal-Mart. but... I VOTE LET THEM FREE AND EMBRACE THE JIGGLY JELLO GLEE!!!!
curleyQ97 9
hope ur not getting laid...
fthislyfe 22
Bras suck. It's like a boobie zoo. Ever since I've stopped wearing them I feel much happier.
wittygirl 8
Well ain't nothing wrong with commando boobs. My only concern for myself why I don't is that I want to keep my perky breasts as long as possible. I'm not a fan of saggy boobs. But kuddos for having the courage to go free xD
MissHayleyJames 7
Unless you're an A cup I don't know how anyone can go without. It's too damn painful for them to be bouncing around!
j_cat187 20
What's a boobie zoo?
saksxalmo 20
#73: That's a myth. Bras don't stop your boobs from sagging. It's based on genetics, pregnancy, and time-- a piece of underwear just isn't going to prevent it.