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Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I was working the cash register. While helping a customer with her groceries, my bra snapped. I then had to ask my male boss if I could staple it back together. Thirty minutes later it snapped again. I then had to explain to my boss that I was too broke to buy a new one. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
Today, my daughter couldn't find a hair tie and thought a piece of duct tape would be a perfectly fine substitute. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, the underwire in my bra snapped as my 9-hour workday started. FML
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
Today, my mother threw away my brand new headphones. She saw them on the couch with duct tape on the wires and assumed they were "old, broken, and cheap." I put the tape there to avoid damaging the wires. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
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Top comments
picturescrazy 24
You don't really need a Victoria's Secret bra as a replacement do ya? Either shell out 5 dollars for a crappy Walmart one or freeboob it instead :D
LoveMay 10
That's when you go without.
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Comments (206)
CountryGirl9911 2
Omg I do that all the time!! :)
Atmaster 3
To broke for a bra but still buying duct tape?
liver77 1
I was reading all of the comments and figured I'd clear up some stuff just for the **** of it :p #61 is spot on! the day this happened i was getting ready for class and my last good bra decided it would be a good time to bust. I already know how to sew, this isn't the first time this kind of stuff has happened. I have to fix shit all the time but since i was rushing to class duct tape was my only alternative. Why not freeboob? Because it's ******* freeboobing and i don't want my **** to be flopping around all day! plus, it's cold where i am and i dont want my nips to look like they can cut glass. As for a cheap $5 bra it seems everything is padded or push-up (which I hate) and my cup size runs out quick in places like Wal-mart and I haven't seen one for $5 anyways! But don't worry people of the interwebs, I finally went downtown and got a bunch of new bras! 6 for $12 in your local alley shop! Suck on that! :)
babe7260 30
Way to improvise girl!!! Bravo!!!!
amyx231 6
a bra is the most essential part of your wardrobe... maybe patch it with a spare t-shirt and sewing needles and thread? i dont think duct tape is going to make your skin happy.... go to the kids section at a discount store, if you can fit into them, they have the stretchy kinds for like 3 for 5 bucks. or just go to walmart. 2 for 10 or 15 dollars, last you half a year.
ZirzzleDraq 1
Were ur (.Y.) Big?
Hommyj6 1
But you have enough for a computer
SullinT 2
How about getting rid of the phone and spending money on necessities
jedouril 15
I've had that happen, it sucks when the only places that make bras in my size and cost $55 a piece.
f_ourlives2013 7
Liz Lemon!