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Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working the cash register. While helping a customer with her groceries, my bra snapped. I then had to ask my male boss if I could staple it back together. Thirty minutes later it snapped again. I then had to explain to my boss that I was too broke to buy a new one. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
Today, my daughter couldn't find a hair tie and thought a piece of duct tape would be a perfectly fine substitute. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, the underwire in my bra snapped as my 9-hour workday started. FML
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
Today, my mother threw away my brand new headphones. She saw them on the couch with duct tape on the wires and assumed they were "old, broken, and cheap." I put the tape there to avoid damaging the wires. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
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Top comments
picturescrazy 24
You don't really need a Victoria's Secret bra as a replacement do ya? Either shell out 5 dollars for a crappy Walmart one or freeboob it instead :D
LoveMay 10
That's when you go without.
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Comments (206)
sacha99_fml 5
And you have an iphone......
Skelebitch 0
OP never stated she had an iPhone. Ya know plenty of people don't have iPhones. Shocking, huh?
pagullarka 9
I already have hard time getting those things off, now you are putting duct tape on it. :(
sendboot2 4
Charlotte russe $10
edfd3212 1
But you only have one bra?
zebralover23 14
Aw I'm sorry
disney_blonde 16
What woman only has 1 bra?
pagullarka 9
When you live out of a box then what you wear what you got, I guess.
luckoirish14 6
You know what they say duct it then f&@k it
ASREAL611 0
Im so sorry but as a girl im hoping that, that wasnt ur only pair unless u are rock bottom broke which again im sorry
hellonyancat 6
I feel for you op. bras are a necessary evil. I hope you can get a new bra soon. I can't imagine duct tape is particularly comfortable.
JuuChan 3
You're "poor" enough where you need to use duct tape for your bra, but you can still afford to pay the internet bill every month? Seems someone priorities need to be set straight.
countrygirl626 16
Because there aren't places, such as coffee shops or wherever, that have free wifi.