Today, I was making out with a guy in his car, when we decided we needed a minute of fresh air. We stepped out, only to completely lock ourselves out, with our phones and the keys inside. We had to smash a window. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car while the engine was running. I called roadside assistance, waited 40 minutes, then watched a stranger walk past, point at the unlocked passenger door, and open it for me. FML
Today, I thought it would be romantic to take my girlfriend to the beach. It was raining so we left our shoes and phones in the car so we wouldn't be bothered. Apparently, I left my keys in the car too. The car was locked. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the house. I panicked so hard and immediately started kicking the door, desperate to get my keys. My boyfriend, who I forgot was staying over, woke up and opened the door right as I kicked it, and the door smashed into his face. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
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Top comments
thatannoyingdude 19
At least you smashed
lutessiarose 13
Hey, it's a bit worse for him, considering he's the one whose car window had to be smashed.
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Comments (20)
rabbi1010 29
Maybe next time roll down the windows?
Bearsmomma 30
I have locked myself out sooo many times, that rolling down a window is a rule for me!
Bearsmomma 30
I just realized you mean instead of getting out. I meant I roll down a window if /before getting out, when leaving the keys in.
RavenousRiley 2
Both of you smashed a window or just one of you?
914smv 18
You couldnt ask for help?
ashbee11790 8
Next time just roll down the window.
corky1992 33
Should have just rolled down the windows
Gameoftheombosis 6
You didn't think to call a locksmith or AAA? Talk about a Darwin kiss
Atmey 5
Most cars can only be locked from outside, which car was it?
nikkolaus 15
Ever hear of a locksmith? They're cheaper than a window...
peterblackmer91 12
I'm sure that ruined the mood.
DevoutOccamist 12
Too bad you didn't have a shoelace.