Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, I was going to end a thing I had with this guy. It turned out that he got back together with his ex-girlfriend and was just using me as a back up. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He said, "Yeah well, you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML
Today, I made my way to a bar for a first date with a guy I had been talking to online. It turned out he was actually my ex-boyfriend in disguise, trying to get revenge for dumping him. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
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Top comments
lizzzie_fml 0
Seems like you should've seen that one coming.
Martyrio14 0
Exes = bad :P
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Comments (91)
hahayou12345 0
That guy is a ****** with a capital F. Oh, and #72, you're such a ****.
Escapist28 0
Sounds like he's gotten himself one more ex out of this whole situation. You probably should've asked him what was going on when he started flirting, but it sounds like his current girlfriend is going to give him hell either way.
FYL84 0
I did that before ha ha ha! But you were probably a nice girl in which case you didn't deserve that.
Nacirema20 0
Men are pigs. :-/ FYL
whateverurface 0
i had something like this happen to me before. this guy i liked for a long time finally asked me out, and i was so excited, but i found out tht he was using me to get his ex back. so i feel ur pain. worst thing is, he DID get her back by using me. men suck ass
rakhil11 7
lol, yeah, 7 and i'm swy...if u really liked him, i can c y u'd let him flirt with u....
BreeKnox 0
why don't you hook her up with one of your guy friends to get back at him?
UWBeautyQueen12 0
You deserve it for going out with an ex.
BRI93 0
What a jerk!!
Coffeebang 17
Before I finished the fml I knew what was coming up