Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, I was going to end a thing I had with this guy. It turned out that he got back together with his ex-girlfriend and was just using me as a back up. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He said, "Yeah well, you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML
Today, I made my way to a bar for a first date with a guy I had been talking to online. It turned out he was actually my ex-boyfriend in disguise, trying to get revenge for dumping him. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
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lizzzie_fml 0
Seems like you should've seen that one coming.
Martyrio14 0
Exes = bad :P
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Comments (91)
1234five 0
So you knew he had a gf right? Then ydi cause u went on a "date" with him expecting something out of it.
Colby_Colbert 0
you should have started 69ing the chick & made him jelous
AntiChrist7 0
so, are you always attracted to assholes? YDI
rukusrazor 0
IMO, girls do this make your ex / someone jealous thing by using someone more often. Then when I guy does it, the planets collide. I don't agree with ANYONE doing this, just seems hypocritical to me in some way. Again, just my opinion and observation.
genius_man16 1
Of course it's hypocritical, but society is that way. Personally I hate women that do this too, so hopefully I'm not too much of one, but people in general are hypocrites about pretty much everything when it comes to men and womens actions in a relationship.
Coffee_Kaioken 0
I have to agree.
alexman6364 0
I agree #38 why can girls do it but guys can't?
jem1991 0
YDI for going out with your ex. They are exes for a reason.
JulzKay 0
.... AT least he found you pretty enough to make her jealous. =P
Ranoona 0
Hope you punched him in the face infront of his gf.
baydestrian_girl 0
thats pretty shady
baydestrian_girl 0
good way to look at it @42 lol