Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, I was going to end a thing I had with this guy. It turned out that he got back together with his ex-girlfriend and was just using me as a back up. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He said, "Yeah well, you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML
Today, I made my way to a bar for a first date with a guy I had been talking to online. It turned out he was actually my ex-boyfriend in disguise, trying to get revenge for dumping him. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
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lizzzie_fml 0
Seems like you should've seen that one coming.
Martyrio14 0
Exes = bad :P
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Comments (91)
kandy_fml 0
I guess this is an FML in the sense no one wants to be used for such a reason. But also, he obviously thinks you're attractive enough or enough of a potential threat to use you to make someone else jealous.
Brittanii 0
I feel ya painn...dudes these daysz alwaysz tryna play a female!!
Beachbaybe 0
What a jerk. Using someone to get attention from someone else doesn't work. Actually, it pisses them off..
Lisa_Emily 0
Ew what a scumbagggg
fmlforever_2 0
lol u should have kneed him in the balls and said 'if u dont have enuf of those to talk to ur gf then u dont need them at all' and then walked off that would teach him not to mess with any girl like that
bty245 0
im not usually an advocate of violence but peppersprain would have been well used in that situation
FarSide 23
In front of her, you should have thanked him for the best screwing you have had in months.
enfin_fml 0
disgusting!
KittenOnAcid 1
what a ******* ****.
lalalahello2 0
could've been worse, you could've been too ugly for it to have worked.