Devious

By savvylady - 18/06/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 607
You deserved it 6 726

Same thing different taste

Comments

kandy_fml 0

I guess this is an FML in the sense no one wants to be used for such a reason. But also, he obviously thinks you're attractive enough or enough of a potential threat to use you to make someone else jealous.

Brittanii 0

I feel ya painn...dudes these daysz alwaysz tryna play a female!!

What a jerk. Using someone to get attention from someone else doesn't work. Actually, it pisses them off..

fmlforever_2 0

lol u should have kneed him in the balls and said 'if u dont have enuf of those to talk to ur gf then u dont need them at all' and then walked off that would teach him not to mess with any girl like that

bty245 0

im not usually an advocate of violence but peppersprain would have been well used in that situation

In front of her, you should have thanked him for the best screwing you have had in months.

KittenOnAcid 1

could've been worse, you could've been too ugly for it to have worked.