Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, I was going to end a thing I had with this guy. It turned out that he got back together with his ex-girlfriend and was just using me as a back up. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He said, "Yeah well, you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML
Today, I made my way to a bar for a first date with a guy I had been talking to online. It turned out he was actually my ex-boyfriend in disguise, trying to get revenge for dumping him. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
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Top comments
lizzzie_fml 0
Seems like you should've seen that one coming.
Martyrio14 0
Exes = bad :P
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Comments (91)
McLaughlane 0
your ex is a ********. Neither one of you girls deserves that treatment. I hope he dies in a fire.
mrose57 0
Does the guidance councelor at your Jr. High have summer hours?
aquarius6 0
U don't want that anyways!!
Pirate_argh 6
Well, if he was so exited, why didn't you just asked him, what the whole point of this meeting was? If he wanted a friendship, you should tell him to slow down on the compliments etc.. If he wanted a relationship, you should proberly do some thinking.. He would most likely not say, that he wanted to make his GF jealous.. Yeaah, i know it can be hard - but i guess you know now, why it's important to talk about.. It's a very common problem that women has .. Wait and see what happens..
Phallus_fml 0
Really, honey, YDI for having accepted his invitation.
MrsTea 0
I was about to say the same thing.
pempem 0
I am sorry that you were used.
plexico 4
At least he didn't use you to make her laugh!
mommyof2 0
well at least u know u look better then his current girlfriend ...
Stunt_fml 5
#18 is the only one with a sensible comment in this bunch. Whoever thinks a woman has the right to kick the man in his groin is a moron and should never have children. I don't think any lady understands the true magnitude of it. No matter how big of a jerk, cheat, liar, or dick he is, he doesn't deserve not to have the ability to have children. Some women, find that attractive. Deal with it and move on; stop being immature. Definitely not a FML or YDI: this just is.
Crickets 0
I disagree.. there are circumstances where men shouldn't be allowed to have the tools to reproduce.
scorpioserpent 1
agreed. World would be a better place if less dickheads reproduced.
razzumfrazzum 0
So are you saying that it's perfectly fine for the woman who's obviously dumb enough to allow such a man to reproduce, to reproduce herself? For every dumb guy there's a dumb woman. Besides maybe his current girl deserved it and that was payback for something she did that was similar.
pasiphae9 5
Some guys don't deserve to have kids. Peadophiles, for example :)
WaterPoloLove3 0
True story.
unistudentb 0
Well at least she's the one stuck with the ********! Also, it means he considers you good looking enough to make her jealous! All in all not too bad...
Vagrarian 2
I hope you learned from this. Never have anything to do with him again. He's just a user. Too bad you can't talk to his current and explain the situation....he deserves to be dumped.