Failure2017
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Degrading
Today, my husband referred to me as his “favorite meat sock” in front of our son. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
stoggie96
Wooster, United States
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
ohgod...
Magog, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
Anonymous
San Diego, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sensual ASMR
Today, my husband woke me up by whispering, "Can I roast my meat rod in your fudge oven?" FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hey good lookin'
Today, a "friend" mentioned that my husband was "yummy", then asked if she could "have a turn" with him. I left and went home, outraged. When I told my husband, he couldn't conceal his stupid horny grin, and immediately tried to initiate sex. Pig. FML
Anonymous
Wheatland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried talking to my wife about our sexless marriage. Her only response was to toss me a sock and say "Knock yourself out, fuckstick." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Who are you?
Today, my husband gave our son the sex talk. Maybe it’s because we never talk openly about it, but my husband is into some racy shit. FML
thankzbabe
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML
ihmmil
🌶️ Spicy
Belly Finger
Today, my husband was trying to be sexy, and asked me if I wanted to sit on his "Belly Finger". Major mood kill. FML
Anonymous
Oundle, United Kingdom
Today, in the middle of the supermarket, my 7 year old son asked me what a cocksucker is and why his mum always calls me that. FML
Top comments
ezrajab 22
Yea sounds like it’s time to have a talk with him about what’s appropriate in front of your kid and what stays behind closed doors! FYL op
RichardPencil 32
Hey, at least you’re not his second favorite meat sock. Glass half full!
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Comments (23)
Glowworm56 27
I'm more concerned that he has other "meat socks."
katluvr 22
That type joking is disrespectful, at the very least. Does he joke like that frequently? Do you fire back an equivalent zinger? Sometimes manipulative people use things like that too keep their SO off-balance and self-doubting. Only you can say if this type of thing is funny or hurtful to you, and from there take appropriate steps.
Thundernutz 15
lol Am I the only one that thought "grrrr that's hot"?
davecross 11
Awwwwwwww that's so sweet I love creepy sex names
TeachAllTheMath 19
Maybe it’s an adult son? Hopefully?