Today, I went out to a restaurant to meet a girl that I met online. When I arrived, I texted her and she said she was wearing a blue shirt. The only person that was wearing anything blue was a fat man smiling in the corner. FML
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Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML
Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML
Today, I met my online date at a café. As soon as I walked in, I walked straight up to the wrong person, and launched into a 2-minute ramble about how excited I was to finally meet him. He just blinked and said, “I’m married.” My actual date was sitting right behind me, albeit a similar but not as good looking man. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, I was supposed to meet up with a girl I met on a dating app and had been chatting with. We exchanged the classic, "I'll be here and wearing this." At the location, a girl from a distance, wearing the described outfit, was checking me out. I immediately bailed out. Not only she is 9, she is also a student of mine. FML
Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML
Today, I was at work at Panera. A blind woman came in, ordered, and said other blind people were going to come in soon, because they were having a meeting. Later, a man came in and asked if any other blind people had showed up. I told him there was just one in here wearing a blue shirt. FML
Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML
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hippo1234 19
Was your "girl" a guy or did she ditch you?
wifie86 8
Heard of the MTV show "Catfish"? Lots of people pretend to be someone else. It happens to a lot of people. Sorry it happend to you :(
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perdix 29
Maybe she asked her fat uncle to sit there in a blue shirt, while she sat at another table in a jacket of another color. If you liked you "IRL" she would have popped off the jacket to reveal her blue shirt to you. I can only wonder what kind of lies and exaggerations you handed this poor girl.
SuperDanielNL 23
Assuming that OP did play pair, it is a dick move to pull such a trick. On the other hand, if OP were a lair she would not be any better than him in doing so.
perdix 29
#47, I just think it's an artifact of meeting people online. Would it have been nicer to let him treat her to dinner and then have her say, "You're not what I expected from our online chats?"
SuperDanielNL 23
Well yeah, I mean if you are to reject someone have the balls to do it face to face.
perdix 29
#57, if a girl had balls, she wouldn't be a girl.
SuperDanielNL 23
I see your point but you know damn well what I mean XD
CupOTea666 9
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Neongreenme 8
RUN!!!!!!!!!
DDCA 24
Manly women need love, too!
virii 4
o.o well i guess thats why they invented pic messaging and webcams. and you cant be too mad..he technically had ****
luminos_ 9
Sounds like the beginning of a gory horror movie.
CheeseHater 23
Hope you don't mean "**** with" literally.
Knightchaser27 25
Did you go to the wrong restaurant
Schiffy 18
And this, kids, is a textbook example of why you should never try and get a girlfriend over the internet.
kenoswild 14
Online dating sites are a joke. Half of the people usually are fake or scams.