Today, I went out to a restaurant to meet a girl that I met online. When I arrived, I texted her and she said she was wearing a blue shirt. The only person that was wearing anything blue was a fat man smiling in the corner. FML
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Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML
Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML
Today, I met my online date at a café. As soon as I walked in, I walked straight up to the wrong person, and launched into a 2-minute ramble about how excited I was to finally meet him. He just blinked and said, “I’m married.” My actual date was sitting right behind me, albeit a similar but not as good looking man. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, I was supposed to meet up with a girl I met on a dating app and had been chatting with. We exchanged the classic, "I'll be here and wearing this." At the location, a girl from a distance, wearing the described outfit, was checking me out. I immediately bailed out. Not only she is 9, she is also a student of mine. FML
Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML
Today, I was at work at Panera. A blind woman came in, ordered, and said other blind people were going to come in soon, because they were having a meeting. Later, a man came in and asked if any other blind people had showed up. I told him there was just one in here wearing a blue shirt. FML
Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML
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hippo1234 19
Was your "girl" a guy or did she ditch you?
wifie86 8
Heard of the MTV show "Catfish"? Lots of people pretend to be someone else. It happens to a lot of people. Sorry it happend to you :(
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Comments (118)
Grimnirwher9 21
I've clicked both options for this same reason.
80sgurl 15
That is your cue to run like hell.
KingDead 18
Run away OP, and don't look back! Hahah
xeka 10
That's why you video chat & call before meeting up... Lol. But don't give up. Met my current GF online, she lives 1 state away, and we're planning on marrying soon. Don't let 1 mishap mess you over.
heyijustmetu 7
lol wow what an asshole
rockfreak333 7
Because he might enjoy that lol
Abdulis2cool 9
Wow, I feel for you.
lucyy123 14
This is why you shouldn't go out with people that you haven't met in person.
amifaiyaz 12
I thought those blue wings emerald eyes and cat ears were a real girl!
cubie21 7
Ydi OP, that's why you never meet people online!
israelnotjacob 20
There's always at least one naive person who says something like this when a story is about people meeting online. Tons of people meet online nowadays and actually have very strong, healthy relationships. I've been with my fiancee over 5 years now and we just met through a random Facebook encounter. We're still crazy about each other after all this time as well. The problem isn't meeting online, but rather that some people are not smart with it. If you start talking to someone online you need to do more than just messaging with typing beforehand. If you don't you're an idiot. Before my fiancee and I met in person we had done IM, phone, video, pictures, and even sent a gift or two. We had talk for endless hours using various methods and already knew each other quite well. If she had been a fake it would have been the most elaborate hoax I've ever seen and she would have deserved to get away with whatever she was trying to do. Yeah you have to watch yourself, but if you actually use some brain cells while talking to someone online you just may meet that special someone. I certainly did :)