Poopoo peepee and Kids: Daddy's in the shit again

Daddy's in the shit again

By habbsrule - 15/06/2012 14:21 - Canada

Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML

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Meettitan 14

Friday 15 June 2012 19:30

I'm not sure what's more impressive, farting on command, or sharting on command.

YessyxD 8

Friday 15 June 2012 19:28

Lol that's FUNNY! nice going dad

Comments

icemand90 17

Saturday 16 June 2012 0:16

kids, always one upping you ;)

3rdbass 9

Saturday 16 June 2012 0:53

Yes, shit.

greenie213 23

Saturday 16 June 2012 0:55

How does OP deserve this? It's just a harmless joke gone sour.

crazyjemjem 6

Saturday 16 June 2012 0:57

That is one reason having a son is so much fun :)

itswhatever12345 3

Saturday 16 June 2012 1:31

Shit happens haha

uumlaut_strohson 3

Saturday 16 June 2012 1:46

that's gold!

bubo_fml 10

Saturday 16 June 2012 2:09

U fukked up, Dad...The first major bout w/ constipation & he'll wind up pulling off all his fingers!

grannygruber 6

Saturday 16 June 2012 2:32

My 5 yo grandson does that thanks to his papa, only, he farts.

TheEpicPies 15

Saturday 16 June 2012 2:43

I just died... XD

klovemachine 24

Saturday 16 June 2012 2:56

Ah yeah

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