Kids, Mental health and Conspiracy theorist: Wait til he hears about Jesus - FML

Wait til he hears about Jesus

By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 22:00

Today, my daughter's new boyfriend must be clinically insane, as he accused me of being a secret Russian supporter because my name is Joseph, which is also the first name of Joseph Stalin. He was completely serious and refuses to be around me in case I’m memorising his pro-Ukraine talk FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 23 April 2022 3:45

That boy needs to be Putin an insane asylum.

SirEnigM0nk 22

Saturday 23 April 2022 6:16

Quit Stalin and send him to the Gulag!

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Rozay333 36

Friday 22 April 2022 22:43

WTF

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 23 April 2022 3:45

That boy needs to be Putin an insane asylum.

SirEnigM0nk 22

Saturday 23 April 2022 6:16

Quit Stalin and send him to the Gulag!

Earl_KarmasBitch 33

Saturday 23 April 2022 11:44

This thread is Lenin too hard on using puns.

sarsuela 28

Sunday 24 April 2022 13:18

I've always known him as Jossif Stalin so I guess all versions of Joes are secret agents.

bigdaddyeric 35

Tuesday 26 April 2022 7:06

How about “Joseph Biden”? Is he OK with him?

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