Today, I had to serve an incredibly rude and irrationally angry customer, but I managed to keep my cool. When he finally went to leave with his purchase, I wished him a good day. He whirled around and yelled, "I'll have whatever the fuck kind of day I want, bitch!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML
Today, I got called a cunt at work by a customer. What could I have said that could have caused them to say that? "Have a great day." FML
Today, after finally getting rid of an extremely rude, abusive customer, I muttered that I could kill people like her. I didn't know my manager had heard me, until a pair of police officers arrived. He'd reported me for "threatening to murder a customer". FML
Today, a customer berated me and told me to stop whining because I have to work on the weekend. What did I do to deserve this? I said, "Hi, how are you doing today?" FML
Today, a customer was rude to me, and I was rude back. He then asked for my manager, and I told him I was the store manager. He then identified himself as the corporate owner. FML
Today, I answered a call at work from a very irate gentleman. After being shouted and sworn at profusely, I ended the call in a slightly less than civil manner. Turns out that guy is one of our company's biggest clients. FML
Today, a man tried to rob the store I work at. Before the guy was taken by the cops, he complained to my manager for "unfriendly behavior". He took it seriously and bitched me out for not providing "quality service" to our customers. FML
Today, while at work, a customer, who was also on his phone, rudely asked what kinds of bread we had for his sandwich. After I told him we had many different kinds to offer, he cut me off, told me to stop playing stupid, and stormed out after holding up a long line of people. FML
Today, my manager cussed me out for being unable to keep a customer happy. That "customer" was a senile old twit who had wandered away from his carer, thought our shop was his living room, and demanded to know who replaced all his furniture. FML
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Top comments
DivineZero 18
Drake and Josh anyone? "Have a good day." "Don't tell me what to do."
WitEluded 13
I would have just laughed. People like that you have to feel sorry for. They live very angry lives.
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Comments (77)
cleo678 5
That's nice! Guy like that should have a bad day all year!
more4me 27
He probably does!
NH_Freelancer 19
I'm sorry to hear that OP. I had no idea my boss was visiting Texas over the weekend oriwould have given you a heads up.
dc2fresh 15
???
blackwidowtaco 31
Being a fellow server, I know how difficult it is to wait on people like that. There's no reason for anyone to be that rude to someone who just waited on them hand and foot and then despite their rude actions toward them, they still wish you a good day. It's uncalled for. Good for you for keeping your cool and being level headed regardless of their attitude, OP!
panicsdisaster 17
some people just need to die in fire
captainsmegma 12
Your reply "Will do come back soon you worthless prick"
spyder21 4
where was your manager during all this?
ilpazzo_fml 10
As he walked outside he got hit by a bus?
JoyAda 11
Not okay to be rude, but that was a ******* hilarious respond
Witchylady 18
Wow that was rude. Brownie points for you for maintaining your cool. Employee of the year for you