Cujo

By Doglover - 13/10/2011 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to climb up and sit in a tree for half an hour to avoid being mauled by a huge, insane dog. Its weird-looking owner eventually turned up, sneered at me, and walked off with the visibly smug dog in tow. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 012
You deserved it 2 890

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Gloritank 8

Were you pissin on his territory?

tylersign 11

Should have gotten off his damn lawn. Kids and their shenanigans these days.

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The__Redneck 7

That's when you call the police and have it put down. If he refuses to control his dog, he doesn't deserve to have it. And unless you were breaking in or something, a dog that attacks people is a dog that needs a bullet.

RomoniReed 6

My neighbor learned the hard way about keeping her vicious dogs locked up. After complaining to her about her dogs coming in MY yard, growling & trying to bite me. I shot both of them when they started to attack me. I didn't kill them but she keeps them on a chain now.

scottgeo 0

My neighbor carried a golf club when he walked cause of one of our other neighbors dog. That is till my friend ran that damn dog over with his truck...twice.

I really don't think that killing the dog is the answer. My dog wad agressive, until se sent him to live for a month to a special farmacéutica for dogs, kind of a dog hotel of sorts. He returned the best dog of the world

hateevryone 14

dude fyl for real. i know how you feel cause i cant stand dogs. i hate hate it even more when they have ignorant owners.

shnipe 4

Glad to see you my neighbor (:

alepintchap 0

The DOG was visibly smug? Dude. It's a dog. It doesn't do "smug."

They can. They can smile. A very creepy smile right enough, but a smile nonetheless.