By fineididntwantkidsanyway - 02/12/2012 23:39 - Australia - Adelaide
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Maybe the nutcracker suite would have been more appropriate?
Lmao.
Hey, now you will be shooting blanks so you save money on condoms
38- You ain't no Pleonasm!
44, how does Pleonasm's ass taste? I admit he is good at puns but that does not mean others cant try it. Plus, how could some one get good if they don't practise?
#1: you nailed it!
*refills 84's supply chill pills for strangers free of charge*
72- dude you are too thirsty...
Jingle balls?
Jungle bills?
Deck the balls.
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire?
Here cums Santa balls...
Frosty the noman, If you didnt get it because his ball wont work
Jingle balls
I feel as though you were in QUITE the hurry to get first comment, hell, the comment before you at least added punctuation!
I didn't feel it was necessary to put punctuation and I don't really care about being first sorry ....
31- Maybe before she clicked comment, the preceding comment wasn't there? Edit : Haha, just like my comment. Well done, 35.
Dear god this is why I don't comment often. Sorry I didn't put any punctuation. Also there were no comments when I went to say that so no I didn't copy the person above.
It's okay, 37. I've been on this site since 2009 and usually don't comment for that reason. Just dont let the attackers bum you out, they don't matter. It's not like future employers are going to look at your commenting history here and say "Hmm. On Dec. 2nd they forgot to use punctuation. Clearly they do not understand anything in the English language. To the employee grammar dungeon!"
Jesus people she commented like not even half a minute after the person before her relax! And what punctuation did she have to use? Who pissed in (some of) your Cheerios today?! (To the people who were actually kind, well done) And maybe people down voted you because you sound like a brat
Dear 3 and everyone whose hating on 3, I'm not mad, niether should you. Merry Chritsmas, 2
PS: if your ever unsure about your gramar, post a comment a wait. Works better than spell check ;)
Atleast she was having fun(: lol
It's not very fun to get your nuts smashed though...
Got a phone
Yeah why
I didn't mean it in a mean way I mean atleast she wasn't some boring girl..
Came out wrong:(
Edit, edit, edit.
Thanx...
Ur supposed to agree with me Christian! :(
Omg ppl stop hating! It came out wrong!! My god!!
This is why I barely comment on stuff :,(
#102 if people thumb your comment down who cares. Can't please everybody around here. Now watch how many thumb downs this comment gets.
Doubt ur comment will get thumbs down..
But thanx(:
That's why it always helps to have a safety word
The only "safe word" that I can think of here is "ow!"
God DAMMIT! It's not even Christmas season yet! But, hey, at least you're getting some action! On the other hand, you probably wish you weren't...
How is it not Christmas season yet?
Actually, the season began December first.
Well, I suppose, but I consider it to start the week of Christmas, on account of my blinding hatred of Christmas themed songs...
Oh it's Christmas season alright! I already ate the first chocolate out of my Spider-Man calendar!
I'm pretty sure it started the day of, considering stores like Walmart opened at 5 pm.
If we're going with the retailers, it started after Halloween.
Never go by the retailers, because yeah, it started after Halloween seeing as how Thanksgiving doesn't bring in that much profit. Can you say Kaching! I agree with Dec. 1 although Christmas music does start to get annoying when every radio station I listen to plays it or is on commercial. But you got to look on the bright side to what Christmas is all about.
No, if you're going with the retailers it started in September.
At least she wasn't humming "Bohemian Rhapsody".
They would be smashed.
Bohemian Rhapsody? He's lucky it wasn't "Through the Fire and Flames" (guitar hero version, on expert)
Just the number of notes alone...
She sounds like one smashing girlfriend. You should crack down on this behavior before it gets out of hand, though.
lol
You should of grapped her nipples and twisted them. Only true way of revenge.
I agree, there HAS to be better ways to get revenge! I mean that's just cruel!
14, if OP does that, he will never have sex again.
At least she didn't do something related to the song "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire" kind if deal. That would be bad.
Keywords
Maybe the nutcracker suite would have been more appropriate?
Jingle balls?