Today, I was talking to my best friend's brother after we drunkenly hooked up last night. I've had a crush on him for over a year. He ended up interrupting himself and said, "Please don't tell anyone about this. I don't want anyone to think we're dating or anything." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I hooked up with a friend. I expressed an interest in it becoming something more. He expressed an interest in not telling anyone and pretending it never happened. FML
Today, my best friend, who I've had serious feelings for for over a year, decided to tell everyone that he hasn't gotten laid in almost two years. When I told him that he was lying, he responded with, "No, I'm not. Who could I possibly have slept with?" We hooked up six months ago. Three times. FML
Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML
Today, I had lunch with an old friend I've had a crush on for years. We're both single, so I figured it to be kind of like a date. Until he started talking about how he told his brother last night that we would never be a thing. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, after a few of my friends decided to drink last night, and my best friend ended up getting very drunk and confessing to my boyfriend that she loves him, her brother came over and gave me a lecture about responsibilities. I don't know what's worse, the lecture or the fact that her brother is my boyfriend. FML
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, my best friend texted me saying she is determined to find out what skank her brother is sneaking around with. I've been secretly dating her brother for months; apparently I'm the skank. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
Today, I've had a crush on my friend for a long time, and everyone around us had convinced me that he had feelings too, so I finally confessed. I got sister/friend-zoned. I'm trying not to cry myself to sleep. FML
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WCARlover 35
Your drunken hookup didn't turn into a fairytale ending? Huh.
Pink185054 16
Well you did drunkenly hook up so what did you expect was going to happen?
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Comments (67)
rockydify 22
Well at least you know where you stand. Please respect his wishes. There's no point forcing a relationship.
PurpleKicks 22
What a totally douche bag! Try not to let it get to you, he's a ******** an you can do a lot better!
Maggi_1997 15
umm was that sarcasm? because if he doesn't have feelings for her it's actually good that he's being clear about it.
RogueWarrior869 23
It's a bit sad how so many of the comments are acting like the guy is at fault for this, or is a terrible person. A drunken hookup is a two-way street. If someone doesn't have feelings for you, they don't have feelings for you, it doesn't make them a bad person. Op, at least now you know how he feels, and can hopefully move on to finding your special someone. Have a you day, and do something nice for yourself.
HunterTheOtaku 1
Totally agree m8
Fmlreadermostly 20
Just when you thought you were out of the friend zone. Sorry he doesn't have feelings for you, but just be yourself and be happy in spite of it. Find little things about life that are good.
MsWinters 2
even is it was a drunken hookup he's still an asshole
TPrice21 2
If it makes you feel any better you got farther than I ever have.
unique_freak 17
Just playing devils advocate here, maybe he's worried about how the sibling is going to react?
Sam8915 4
same thing happened to me a few years back.