Today, I was talking to my best friend's brother after we drunkenly hooked up last night. I've had a crush on him for over a year. He ended up interrupting himself and said, "Please don't tell anyone about this. I don't want anyone to think we're dating or anything." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I hooked up with a friend. I expressed an interest in it becoming something more. He expressed an interest in not telling anyone and pretending it never happened. FML
Today, my best friend, who I've had serious feelings for for over a year, decided to tell everyone that he hasn't gotten laid in almost two years. When I told him that he was lying, he responded with, "No, I'm not. Who could I possibly have slept with?" We hooked up six months ago. Three times. FML
Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML
Today, I had lunch with an old friend I've had a crush on for years. We're both single, so I figured it to be kind of like a date. Until he started talking about how he told his brother last night that we would never be a thing. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, after a few of my friends decided to drink last night, and my best friend ended up getting very drunk and confessing to my boyfriend that she loves him, her brother came over and gave me a lecture about responsibilities. I don't know what's worse, the lecture or the fact that her brother is my boyfriend. FML
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, my best friend texted me saying she is determined to find out what skank her brother is sneaking around with. I've been secretly dating her brother for months; apparently I'm the skank. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
Today, I've had a crush on my friend for a long time, and everyone around us had convinced me that he had feelings too, so I finally confessed. I got sister/friend-zoned. I'm trying not to cry myself to sleep. FML
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WCARlover 35
Your drunken hookup didn't turn into a fairytale ending? Huh.
Pink185054 16
Well you did drunkenly hook up so what did you expect was going to happen?
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Comments (67)
heyitsmikayla 14
He's not an asshole he just doesn't like you. So what?
150493x 29
Yeah drunken hookups don't exactly scream a future together but it does suck when you are crushing over someone for them to tell you they don't want people to think you are dating whether they know how you feel or not. Chin up, OP.
sweetnsourrr 11
OP Dont take it as an offense, he just doesn't want his friends to know that he's a ****.
coraline123c 23
Did you think he was going to be romantic after being piss drunk
ThatSadGirl 13
WHY DO GUYS DO THIS
cheeeksss 29
It goes both ways. Girls do it too.
ShadowGenius 12
THE MILKS GONE BAD!
vikky538 29
what else did you expect... a relationship and a marriage...
cappellaaa 23
That sucks. Also, he might think it's awkward because you're his sister's best friend... duh.
greencurtains74 11
you broke girl code. not cool.
Tivoli 5
At least, he told the truth.