Today, I was talking to my best friend's brother after we drunkenly hooked up last night. I've had a crush on him for over a year. He ended up interrupting himself and said, "Please don't tell anyone about this. I don't want anyone to think we're dating or anything." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I hooked up with a friend. I expressed an interest in it becoming something more. He expressed an interest in not telling anyone and pretending it never happened. FML
Today, my best friend, who I've had serious feelings for for over a year, decided to tell everyone that he hasn't gotten laid in almost two years. When I told him that he was lying, he responded with, "No, I'm not. Who could I possibly have slept with?" We hooked up six months ago. Three times. FML
Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML
Today, I had lunch with an old friend I've had a crush on for years. We're both single, so I figured it to be kind of like a date. Until he started talking about how he told his brother last night that we would never be a thing. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, after a few of my friends decided to drink last night, and my best friend ended up getting very drunk and confessing to my boyfriend that she loves him, her brother came over and gave me a lecture about responsibilities. I don't know what's worse, the lecture or the fact that her brother is my boyfriend. FML
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, my best friend texted me saying she is determined to find out what skank her brother is sneaking around with. I've been secretly dating her brother for months; apparently I'm the skank. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
Today, I've had a crush on my friend for a long time, and everyone around us had convinced me that he had feelings too, so I finally confessed. I got sister/friend-zoned. I'm trying not to cry myself to sleep. FML
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WCARlover 35
Your drunken hookup didn't turn into a fairytale ending? Huh.
Pink185054 16
Well you did drunkenly hook up so what did you expect was going to happen?
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Comments (67)
Araj_Hs 19
You cannot rely on someone who only hooks up when drunk. Trust me. Be careful, sweetheart.
makkarari 18
Ya, he's not worth a second of time. Eat some ice cream, than forget it and find someone who is actually proud to be called yours. You are worth it!
JustinJK 21
He didn't do anything wrong. They drunkenly hooked up. Why hasn't she told him about her feelings? Why would she impulsively hookup with him if she wants more? it takes two to tango.
makkarari 18
She said she has had a crush on him for a long time. I was talking about her moving on from that.
JustinJK 21
It just annoys me because people hide their feelings for people. I don't understand it. Then one way or another things get messy. This guy and I slept with each other a few times. Then we decided to just be friends. Last week after months and months and months of being completely platonic (even going on a trip overseas for a couple weeks) - he confessed his love to me. I politely told him that I didn't feel the same, and he completely freaked out and caused a scene in the restaurant. He said I was leading him on and toying with his emotions - that I was just using him for sex or whatever. Idk. I see people who get upset at people all the time because they simply don't feel the same. Just move on.
elusiveshame 22
Love the double standard here. She's as guilty as he is, except she had expectations of something he didn't know about. It's OP's fault. If she had told him before drunk sex, I bet it wouldn't have happened. OP deserves it.
tranced_ 45
You need to lower down your expectations and YDI
Yuyita_fml 3
and you really thought he would be like "hey, lets date now" its called one night stand for a reason both were drunk cant really expect a happily ever after end
VeganDarkLight 31
It's only called a one night stand if you didn't know the person before which was obviously not the case here (OP couldn't have had a crush for him for a while if she just got to know him). But I agree with the last part you said, you cannot expect someone you hooked up with drunk to fall in love with you even though it sometimes happens which OP naturally hoped for.
countryb_cth 38
You can still call it a one night stand even if you know the person. Mostly because a one night stand is when you have sex with someone just once so you still could call it that.
Likian5 26
I don't think a drunken hookup is a good way to start a relationship with anyone, to be frank. Sorry, OP.
VeganDarkLight 31
It depends, sometimes a drunk hook-up can turn into something serious. I met my (now ex-) boyfriend when I was drunk and we made out, the next day we had our first "normal" date. Some days later we were together and it lasted for almost two years. But I agree with most people here that you shouldn't expect somebody to be in love with you just because you hooked up drunk.
BlondePsycho 43
Oh I can already hear the wedding bells!
WasabiMars 21
#23 And don't forget about the doves. Anyway I don't know who downvoted you but they're obviously as good as you when it comes to sarcasm.
ooooohboy 15
Well you were drunk soooo Yep
Meettitan 14
Does it bother anyone else that OP didn't close her quotation marks?...
zykrithium 22
Erm... I mean... you guys WERE drunk... what did you expect?
WasabiMars 21
I've had my share of drunken hookups. And let me tell you OP, sober hookups are way better since you're both in your normal state of mind and everything else that happens when not drunk has 100% consent in it. I'm sure you'll learn from this experience and move on to find a gentleman who likes you and not just wants to sleep with you.