Gross, Cars and Transportation: Could you stop doing that, please?

Could you stop doing that, please?

By Scabs - 09/08/2010 16:54 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my parents' friends. I was in the back with my window down when I felt something strange hit my ear. I then realized that the person sitting in front of me was picking their scab and throwing it out the window. FML

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You deserved it 2 639

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

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You deserved it 51 896

By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 00:59

Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 495

You deserved it 4 514

By authorx - 27/06/2013 04:39 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 372

You deserved it 50 536

By Username - 02/08/2011 07:55 - United States

Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly open while I was at work. One of the local bums apparently thought this was a perfect opportunity to use my open driver's side window as a barf receptacle. FML

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You deserved it 9 682

Barf

By epicfailureismyl - 05/04/2018 15:00

Today, whilst driving, I had the sudden urge to vomit. As I pulled over I wound my window down, stuck my head out, and emptied my stomach. At least I would have if I had wound down the driver's window instead of the back window. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 541

You deserved it 935

By windthroughmyflab - 13/05/2015 23:19 - United States

Today, I stuck my hand out the car window and noticed my arm fat flapping in the wind. FML

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You deserved it 10 472

Road rage gone feral

By 16590 - 15/06/2012 22:13 - Sweden

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 328

You deserved it 4 845

By shiftybizniss - 16/04/2009 18:43 - Canada

Today, I tried to sneak up on my girlfriend who was sitting in her car with one of her girlfriends. I snuck up to the driver's side window and tried to startle her by banging on the window. The window was down. My thumb went right in her eye. She has to wear a patch for 2 weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 185

You deserved it 69 373

By pothole - 03/03/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 063

You deserved it 4 174

By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 22:40 - United States

Today, I was on the bus going to formal for my sorority. I was sitting in the 5th row of the bus when I felt raindrops on my face coming through the open window. I then realized it wasn't raining, but the girl in the 1st row was throwing up out her window and it was coming back in through my window. FML

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You deserved it 11 585

FFML_314 11

Monday 9 August 2010 23:20

Light their hair on fire. You will surely have the last laugh.

Sun_Kissed18 25

Monday 9 August 2010 23:11

Yummy... good thing it wasn't your mouth!

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FFML_314 11

Monday 9 August 2010 23:20

Light their hair on fire. You will surely have the last laugh.

Crystal_Dreams 0

Monday 9 August 2010 23:22

*Vomits everywhere* That is nasty.

zackkmann21 0

Monday 9 August 2010 23:23

that's nasty.

Chrisskiies 0

Monday 9 August 2010 23:27

Ydi for having the window down.

AudaciouslyInsan 0

Monday 9 August 2010 23:31

That's why it's a bad idea to sit behind people with the windows down. x.x but that's so nasty, OP. FYL

JustJess666 0

Monday 9 August 2010 23:36

grrrross!! I would totally freak out OCD style with the scrubbing and sanitizing myself. sucks for you

FFML_314 11

Monday 9 August 2010 23:36

No shit! Now if the person in front was drooling and it was flying into OPs face, we would have a real FML on our hands.

Chrisskiies 0

Monday 9 August 2010 23:40

Dead skin covered with blood! Well dry blood, but for germaphobes, that's hell.

funkmasternikkin 0

Monday 9 August 2010 23:44

sick as hell!!!

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Monday 9 August 2010 23:46

YDI for having parents who have friends. YDI for having parents period. YDI for riding in a car. YDI for having ears.

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Today, I was having sex with my husband. As I was undressing, he said, "Arr, I spy me some booty!" I let it go, I'm used to his embarassing pirate talk. But as he orgasmed, he screamed, "I'VE FOUND THE BURIED TREASURE!" My neighbors heard in the apartment next door and called to let me know. FML

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Today, I found my husband on a dating app and I was gonna kick his ass, until I realised that would mean admitting I’m on the same app, so I deleted mine but now I need to figure out a way of explaining how I know he’s still on it, so I can kick his ass. We have a twisted relationship, I know this. FML

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Today, my husband broke a set of dishes, told me I had to clean it all up, and stormed out of the house. It’s now 3:30am and he still hasn’t come home. Our 5 year-old son keeps asking about him. What warranted all this? Asking him how his day went. FML

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You deserved it 118

Today, I learned that my parents are planning to divorce. My dad said, "I'll take Rachel." Rachel isn't even his daughter; I am. Rachel is my mom's daughter with her first husband. FML

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Today, I met my new drill sergeant. Let's just say I wasn't expecting him to literally bark orders. FML

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Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML

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You deserved it 15 667

Today, my boyfriend and I wanted to kayak. On the way, I told him I had to go back to our hotel because I needed the bathroom and didn't want a public one to smell. Once back in the elevator at the hotel, it got stuck. For an hour. I pooped myself and had to wait 40 minutes after that for help. FML

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You deserved it 2 491

Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML

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Could you stop doing that, please?

Same thing different taste

Barf

Road rage gone feral

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