Gross, Cars and Transportation: Could you stop doing that, please?

Could you stop doing that, please?

By Scabs - 09/08/2010 16:54 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my parents' friends. I was in the back with my window down when I felt something strange hit my ear. I then realized that the person sitting in front of me was picking their scab and throwing it out the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 00:59

Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML

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By authorx - 27/06/2013 04:39 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML

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You deserved it 50 536

By Username - 02/08/2011 07:55 - United States

Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly open while I was at work. One of the local bums apparently thought this was a perfect opportunity to use my open driver's side window as a barf receptacle. FML

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Barf

By epicfailureismyl - 05/04/2018 15:00

Today, whilst driving, I had the sudden urge to vomit. As I pulled over I wound my window down, stuck my head out, and emptied my stomach. At least I would have if I had wound down the driver's window instead of the back window. FML

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You deserved it 935

By windthroughmyflab - 13/05/2015 23:19 - United States

Today, I stuck my hand out the car window and noticed my arm fat flapping in the wind. FML

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Road rage gone feral

By 16590 - 15/06/2012 22:13 - Sweden

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML

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You deserved it 4 845

By shiftybizniss - 16/04/2009 18:43 - Canada

Today, I tried to sneak up on my girlfriend who was sitting in her car with one of her girlfriends. I snuck up to the driver's side window and tried to startle her by banging on the window. The window was down. My thumb went right in her eye. She has to wear a patch for 2 weeks. FML

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By pothole - 03/03/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML

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You deserved it 4 174

By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 22:40 - United States

Today, I was on the bus going to formal for my sorority. I was sitting in the 5th row of the bus when I felt raindrops on my face coming through the open window. I then realized it wasn't raining, but the girl in the 1st row was throwing up out her window and it was coming back in through my window. FML

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Monday 9 August 2010 23:20

Light their hair on fire. You will surely have the last laugh.

Sun_Kissed18 25

Monday 9 August 2010 23:11

Yummy... good thing it wasn't your mouth!

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HannahWasNotX 0

Monday 9 August 2010 23:49

yumm :D

misfitSuperStar 0

Monday 9 August 2010 23:51

*GAG* I would've been putting hand sanitizer alllll over my ear!!! I also totally would've called them on it!!!

FFML_314 11

Monday 9 August 2010 23:54

I bet you would've totally screamed and like thrown a hissy fit too like ohh emm gee!!!!!!

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Tuesday 10 August 2010 0:18

Like, totally! Omigawd! OH MY GAWD! TOTALLY!

itz_towelie 6

Monday 9 August 2010 23:55

bob saget

FMLephant 2

Tuesday 10 August 2010 9:10

haha tourettes guy

Haterman123 0

Monday 9 August 2010 23:57

aw so gross

yagurlteeteexoxo 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 0:00

that's gross. I wonder where there were picking the scabs from.

yagurlteeteexoxo 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 0:05

they*

tiffyxmac 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 0:12

atleast it wasn't ur face or mouth but yeaa still gross af

bonezowns 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 0:12

that's just plain disgusting.

rwctkd95 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 0:21

dude I hope u spit at em or something?

misfitSuperStar 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 0:23

Yes!!!! I would have TOTALLY TOTALLY mf'n TOTALLY freaked the high hell out!!! FYL!

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Could you stop doing that, please?

Same thing different taste

Barf

Road rage gone feral

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