Today, I was on my bed on top of my boyfriend when I lost my balance and fell. My father walked in the door to see what the noise was. I don't know what is more embarrassing, my father walking in, or him walking in and saying, "That's an expensive bed." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I was doing a shit load of sit-ups on my mattress. After realizing the bed was squeaking, I heard my dad laughing very hard from the basement. He thought I was masturbating. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML
Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, I was daydreaming in bed when my phone rang from across the room. I scrambled out of my covers, tripped over a pair of boots I had by the bed, and slipped on some jeans laying on the floor. Luckily, I answered my phone in time, but only to have my mom tell me to clean my room before she got home. FML
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML
Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML
Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs TV room. Just as he was about to come, I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door right as he came. I didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML
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Mifflicious 18
I bet she's glad that she isn't your girlfriend too..!
tehslack 5
I am so convinced all of these FML's are written by high school bitches.
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Comments (65)
margxoxo 0
it is obviously the latter.
AlcaSMT 0
Cuff your boyfriend next time?
nicholasborodach 0
wow Javier i can tell you get no women
kekelala3 0
Yeah, Im okay daddy!
perdix 31
I'm voting for the "expensive bed" option. Is anyone keeping track? Walking in is such a cliche for an FML, but complaining about the expense of the bed is somewhat unique. I hope you are older than 14, so that your dad is so nonchalant about having sex while he's home.
tehslack 5
I am so convinced all of these FML's are written by high school bitches.
sw33th3art 3
wow ur dad sucks major dick. he didnt even ask if ur okk. but that was a epic fail
esines 9
He just walked in on his daughter falling off a dude she was banging. I'd hope asking her if she's ok wouldn't be the first thing on his mind. Also op definitely deserves it for having sex while her parents were home.
kel_pie 1
28. it's how they play grown up...
kel_pie 1
sorry 28 ment 26
l3allin_all_day 0
bc wuttttt