Today, I was on my bed on top of my boyfriend when I lost my balance and fell. My father walked in the door to see what the noise was. I don't know what is more embarrassing, my father walking in, or him walking in and saying, "That's an expensive bed." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I was doing a shit load of sit-ups on my mattress. After realizing the bed was squeaking, I heard my dad laughing very hard from the basement. He thought I was masturbating. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML
Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, I was daydreaming in bed when my phone rang from across the room. I scrambled out of my covers, tripped over a pair of boots I had by the bed, and slipped on some jeans laying on the floor. Luckily, I answered my phone in time, but only to have my mom tell me to clean my room before she got home. FML
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML
Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML
Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs TV room. Just as he was about to come, I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door right as he came. I didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Mifflicious 18
I bet she's glad that she isn't your girlfriend too..!
tehslack 5
I am so convinced all of these FML's are written by high school bitches.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (65)
Namenlos_fml 20
YDI!!! It is utterly retarded to fool around when your parents are home! Why the hell do people try it?! Either you get caught, or you're on-edge from the second you start getting your clothes off to when you've finally gotten dressed and cleaned up. So not worth it!
cmac86 24
you shouldn't have sex when others are around. and seriously, how do you lose your balance? dumb bitch.
airjavier1982 0
wow 24 u can tell by my words? thats incredible ! win! now go away ur creeping me out kourtney **** eyes
1LL337 0
YDI for being a klutz
EmmyGrangerDC 0
umm well he doesnt care as long as you screw the boyfriend and not the bed..where is the fml?
ViciousLily 0
your dad staying there long enough to say something about the bed
recklessfire 0
Ok, what the **** is embarrassing about the price of the bed? Would you rather he had commented on your embarrassing loss of balance or on the fact that you were in the middle of a sex act?
femalepimp 0
dats all ur dad had 2 say?! wow
Day_Zee 0
Why were you doing that sort of thing when your dad was home, anyway? YDI.
me_sanchez 0
you're stupid for having sex while your parents are in the house
lolmaster7654321 4
k wtf maybe they werent actually doing it she was jurst on top of him did anyone think of that?!?!