Kids and School: Cool

Cool

By indi1011 - 20/04/2009 12:21 - Australia

Today, I was giving a presentation to a group of high school kids about how being 'cool' wasn't as important as they might think. When I was done I asked for questions. A kid says, "Miss, I get that you're not into being cool, but you're wearing your pants inside out." He was right. FML

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You deserved it 25 513

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By Debbie3247 - 07/07/2017 08:30 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I taught a high school class on public speaking. When I explained how important it was for a presentation to be polished and professional, one kid asked, "Is it professional for your skirt to be tucked into your underwear? I didn't know they made My Little Pony panties for adults." FML

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You deserved it 2 195

By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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By helen_ - 23/04/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I had to go to my 10 year-old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face, "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML

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You deserved it 6 056

By eyepatch - 19/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Albany

Today, while I was giving a school presentation about life as an injured, deformed soldier, someone asked if the reason I wear an eyepatch is because I'm a pirate. I wouldn't have minded, had I not been presenting to high-school students. FML

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By Peter80 - 03/03/2009 14:55 - Netherlands

Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML

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You deserved it 73 615

Taking pictures

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML

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You deserved it 477

By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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You deserved it 9 019

By BlueyedKat - 11/04/2016 17:40 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I gave a presentation to a class of 70+ people. No one bothered to tell me my fly was unzipped. No wonder they were all smiling. FML

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By Fangirl#1 - 29/10/2018 22:10

Today, students were permitted to wear costumes at my school, but only about half of us did. In 4th period a guy asked me, "What are you supposed to be?" I wasn’t wearing a costume. FML

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By Laurel - 25/05/2013 04:37 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML

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bluejean0991 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:05

how can you not know your pants were inside out? wouldn't you have a hard time buttoning them......

falcons666 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:05

Haha owned... Well at least u proved ur point about not having to be cool :D

Comments

tropmignon 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 0:47

it doesnt matter if its real or not it's still hilarious. and i really dont know why everyone has to be like the reality-officers. its still funny, so don't go explaining the various reasons why you think it never happened. if someone actually took the time to make something up, then they're lame. but you don't have to point it out constantly.

dg72592_fml 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 0:53

& 39: wowwwww, no. wrong.

sLap_fml 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:03

that's embarrassing.

mwmessedupl 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:49

I agree with #1, 2 & 46

maandaa_0 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:54

fail.

Sumguy 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 2:39

#1- I guess you just wear your pants inside out all the time?...anyway... lol!!! Hilarious!!! You should have told them you did it to prove a point, that you don't need to fit in. I promise you, the next day it would have been a fad. rofl