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By BlueyedKat - 11/04/2016 17:40 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I gave a presentation to a class of 70+ people. No one bothered to tell me my fly was unzipped. No wonder they were all smiling. FML

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By BluesMan1990 - 16/09/2009 10:21 - United States

Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML

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Uncomfortable

By Vanessa8221 - 26/06/2018 14:30 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I gave a sexual harassment seminar, explaining how important it is to not do anything that makes coworkers uncomfortable. Someone joked, "Like telling you your fly is open?" I tried to zip up, but it got caught on my underwear. There were 20 minutes left in the program. FML

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By boredtothemax - 17/02/2016 19:17 - United States - Hammond

Today, I gave a talk in my management class about creating effective presentations and holding people's attention. Go figure, pretty much nobody paid any attention. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2015 06:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss stopped me mid-sentence, scowling and telling me to zip up my fly. It wouldn't have been so embarrassing if I hadn't been in the middle of giving a presentation to not only him, but his own boss and a company executive as well. FML

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By paula434 - 05/12/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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By Katy3225 - 06/06/2018 15:00 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, it was my first day teaching economics to a university class of 150. For the first 5 minutes, a bunch of students snickered. I asked why. One said, "Your zipper's open, but it doesn't matter because your blue panties are showing through your white pants anyway." FML

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By hrs220 - 21/05/2016 21:55 - United States - Lake Zurich

Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML

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First day at work

By dumbass724 - 13/01/2020 14:00 - Canada - Brampton

Today, it was my first day of work, and I was wondering why everyone was staring and laughing at me. I looked down and I realized that the fly on my jeans was open. FML

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By Franigirl - 26/02/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML

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baronsmommy 14

Monday 11 April 2016 23:13

This is all wrong, you were supposed to envision the crowd in THEIR underwear.

ThatHorse 15

Monday 11 April 2016 23:12

I know those feels OP. I know those feels. Happened to me 5 times when I was in college. Of course, the last time it happened I also had a chubby.

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Radi0activ3 15

Monday 11 April 2016 23:11

You should have checked on the fly... Seriously though fyl

EwahWeeWah 21

Tuesday 12 April 2016 3:06

I don't think moving your hand around your crotch would go to well during a speech.

soapysurprise 12

Tuesday 12 April 2016 3:37

I think it would be preferable to check it before the presentation.

v4valour 15

Monday 11 April 2016 23:11

Lets not let the fly off the handle here, maybe they were all just had resting nice faces :

Glamisbound 14

Monday 11 April 2016 23:12

well....was it a good presentation?

MasterTron 24

Monday 11 April 2016 23:26

They probably gave op a standing ovation at the end

Puffytruffles 18

Tuesday 12 April 2016 4:40

Let's hope it's the only presentation OP gave.

NomeDMF 17

Tuesday 12 April 2016 4:47

It can be assumed it was since they used "a" before "presentation".

ThatHorse 15

Monday 11 April 2016 23:12

I know those feels OP. I know those feels. Happened to me 5 times when I was in college. Of course, the last time it happened I also had a chubby.

hellobobismyname 24

Tuesday 12 April 2016 9:32

When this happened to me I was a little kid. I got so embarrassed when some mean kids pointed it out to everyone and tried to play it off by saying I left it like that on purpose. For air conditioning..... I feel for you OP but hopefully you handled it better than I did lol

baronsmommy 14

Monday 11 April 2016 23:13

This is all wrong, you were supposed to envision the crowd in THEIR underwear.

lexiieeex3 32

Monday 11 April 2016 23:20

I personally don't get why it's such a big deal if your fly is unzipped. It's not like your body parts are gonna magically appear through a one inch zipper.

asiansapphire 10

Tuesday 12 April 2016 3:49

very small presentation ;)

tygerarmy 35

Monday 11 April 2016 23:26

It's not that big a deal, unless you got aroused during your presentation, then you just presented yourself during your presentation.

Swandive235 27

Monday 11 April 2016 23:26

Just remember that if people noticed they tried to ignore it. Yes it sucks, but chances are that anyone who noticed it didn't continue to stare at it and think about how it was down.

Mobbetta2300 7

Monday 11 April 2016 23:32

The best thing to do right now, would be to just go sit in a corner and cry...

Softballchick224 21

Monday 11 April 2016 23:38

Are you sure it wasn't just your sparking personality??

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