Anonymous
Rosetown, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Congrats
Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML
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petpeeeve
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in our relationship and it was great. He drove me back to my house and walked me to the door, then instead of kissing me goodbye he patted me on the back. Twice. FML
Kylee Day
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for a second time. When I was getting dressed afterwards with him sitting next to me, there was a silence. To break it, he grabbed my hand and fistbumped me. FML
trina
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I started stroking the back of his neck with both of my hands. He told me, "Your hands are nice and smooth like my grandmother's." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Frustrated wank
Today, I gave my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. Apparently, I was so bad at it that he eventually just slapped my hand away and angrily said he'd do it himself. FML
Great.
Billings, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Highnapple
Sarnia, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Anonymous
Westminster, United States 🌶️ Spicy
First time?
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
Anonymous
Lincoln, United States 🌶️ Spicy
You're welcome
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he pulled up his pants and said, "There you go." FML
sallyfradoodle
🌶️ Spicy
New Romantics
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that he was my first kiss. His reply? I was the first person he ever whacked off to. FML
disapointed girl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Top comments
annie_nk 22
Grab his penis, shake it and say "You too."
itsalanis 25
Well, you must have done a good job then.
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JiggyBoo123 11
Ah. Good old-fashioned Canadian politeness~
Twitch5253 4
Is his name Dr. Sheldon Cooper?
fluffykhan_23 4
Pshhh! We all know Sheldon is never going to have sex, he's going to eat enough thailand food and asexually reproduce. Duh...
tj5810 21
I think it's kind of cute. :)
ulissey_fml 22
Both of them knew what they were talking about.
boarderlyne17 8
The question is... do you? :/
ethan_nelson61 4
That's actually pretty awesome
joshyost 4
Hey at least he appreciates a job well done.
sandyclaus 15
The best response to that would have been "WOOF!" and then go off and piss in his shoe for that remark.
michab64 3
my boyfriend does the same thing except it's every single time
ToBeFilledInLate 11
Whats wrong with that? I wouldve said thanks, or congradulated him back if he did a good job. Dont be overly emotional
robertd73 24
Would you prefer a "high five"?