Anonymous
Rosetown, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Congrats
Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML
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petpeeeve
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in our relationship and it was great. He drove me back to my house and walked me to the door, then instead of kissing me goodbye he patted me on the back. Twice. FML
Kylee Day
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for a second time. When I was getting dressed afterwards with him sitting next to me, there was a silence. To break it, he grabbed my hand and fistbumped me. FML
trina
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I started stroking the back of his neck with both of my hands. He told me, "Your hands are nice and smooth like my grandmother's." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Frustrated wank
Today, I gave my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. Apparently, I was so bad at it that he eventually just slapped my hand away and angrily said he'd do it himself. FML
Great.
Billings, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Highnapple
Sarnia, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Anonymous
Westminster, United States 🌶️ Spicy
First time?
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
Anonymous
Lincoln, United States 🌶️ Spicy
You're welcome
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he pulled up his pants and said, "There you go." FML
sallyfradoodle
🌶️ Spicy
New Romantics
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that he was my first kiss. His reply? I was the first person he ever whacked off to. FML
disapointed girl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Top comments
annie_nk 22
Grab his penis, shake it and say "You too."
itsalanis 25
Well, you must have done a good job then.
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Comments (176)
Flesheatinmonkey 3
You have met the man of your life marry him
Joeqness 8
the handshake is really odd, but hey, you still did a good job your first time?
sarg1994 3
You shouldn't have done such a good job
jatinbhanot 6
how do people land up with such people..!!!!
Inked0803 12
What a douchelord
Victoria1616 3
soiled it
Geary519 20
a job well done
krillkel 2
That's actually really funny. Sounds like something I'd do after something so intimate and serious--and I'm a girl!
Eedpay6 2
So... You're mad that your boyfriend made a joke after sex? Because he didn't view it with the EARTH SHATTERING SERIOUSNESS that you view it with? Lighten up, OP. He clearly enjoyed it and feels comfortable enough with you to laugh with you. This is a plus for you, but a YDI for being so stiff.
RaulGarcia30 10
This guy deserves an award!