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Confused

By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 23:36 - United States - Rahway

Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML

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By motherdearest - 21/03/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

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By Female Struggles - 16/05/2014 23:20 - United States - Denver

Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML

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By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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You deserved it 4 192

By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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By Nish - 03/07/2013 08:11 - United States - Kent

Today while at my job as a store clerk, I walked by a family. I smiled at their little boy, who responded by flipping me off. As I was walking away, I looked back in time to catch his dad give him a high-five. FML

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You deserved it 4 171

By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 22:46 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we passed and I heard her say "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML

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By Noname - 14/02/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry..." FML

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You deserved it 4 216

By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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By traumatized - 18/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

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jizzwold 21

Saturday 14 June 2014 10:57

Honks are considered compliments? Am I behind the times?

HunterMark 14

Saturday 14 June 2014 10:57

You should be proud of your mom in that case lol.

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fsomelife 26

Saturday 14 June 2014 11:16

Why smile at some turd that can't be more creative or polite than pressing on the steering wheel of its car? Don't provoke it...

bcofelia 22

Saturday 14 June 2014 11:16

Any guy that honks at a girl is probably not worth it. You'll find someone soon enough OP. Keep your head up.

FrancesShiver 20

Saturday 14 June 2014 11:41

Let's hope it runs in the genes!

1dvs_bstd 41

Saturday 14 June 2014 11:42

Lois and Meg? Tough one to take for your self esteem. You don't need to be approved by a stranger anyways, have confidence in yourself.

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 14 June 2014 11:52

Since when were honks a compliment?

edward80 18

Saturday 14 June 2014 12:11

MILF

whenitdidhappen 14

Saturday 14 June 2014 12:38

is your name by any chance "Meg"?

feven 32

Saturday 14 June 2014 13:17

He really pointed at your mom? He should have just played it off for the sake of being nice.

simsgirlgem 25

Saturday 14 June 2014 13:21

STACY'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON [shot]

PotatoPal 11

Saturday 14 June 2014 13:49

Woah, he HONKED at her? Any man worth your time will have more manners than that. I'm sure you're lovely, OP. Don't take it too hard.

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