Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration, so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize, and I was hit with a big stick. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML
Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML
Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied, "No, but shoot him anyway." FML
Today, I got pulled over for the first time. When the officer came up to my window, I immediately burst out into tears due to nervousness. He kept asking me for my licence and registration. Hysterical, I wasn't able to comply. He arrested me for not cooperating. FML
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
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Top comments
Atomicsoap 0
Coffee cups are scary, don't blame the cop
rawr9able 4
How the **** does a cup look like a gun. >.>
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Comments (214)
riggens7522 0
"sorry thought it was a pistol"
Faz7875 2
That's the public face of corrupt officialdom for ya.
Hockaday 0
what a useless pig...
blueeyedbeauty15 0
cops are asses
NoellleBuddy 0
sounds like police brutality!!.. *** the cops!!!..
GarageRock 3
sue his ass!!!
dwilhelm 7
sounds like the cop could use glasses. f HIS life for not being smart enough to tell the difference between a cup and a gun.
FreebirdIII 1
You were going to apologize for..... having a coffee cup? Wow, you are sorry.
SingleMaltScotch 4
Somehow, I doubt that the cop explained to you that he thought your cup was a gun. You're *assuming* that's what made him nervous, and you're probably wrong. He might have been a little too jumpy, but considering that most cops are killed on routine traffic stops? Yeah, can't blame him. And you *never* get out of the car without being told to do so. YDI.
madwill101 4
Ahh cops from the United States, shoot first think later.