Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration, so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize, and I was hit with a big stick. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML
Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML
Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied, "No, but shoot him anyway." FML
Today, I got pulled over for the first time. When the officer came up to my window, I immediately burst out into tears due to nervousness. He kept asking me for my licence and registration. Hysterical, I wasn't able to comply. He arrested me for not cooperating. FML
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
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Top comments
Atomicsoap 0
Coffee cups are scary, don't blame the cop
rawr9able 4
How the **** does a cup look like a gun. >.>
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Comments (214)
h2owen 0
you broke 2 common cop rules #1 don't reach for anything without telling the cop what it is and where it is #2 never get out of the car
alexxss_fml 10
never step out of your vehicle unless the cop tells you to do so.
MyF_ckingLuck 0
I'm JUST ASKING.. but... are you a black or mexican that drives a shitty car.. this would explain so much.. unfortunately.. :)
AmandaIsMyName 0
SUE!!!
MrVictor_fml 0
okay this happens all the time. this story is lame.
sjch 0
You're a ******* idiot. You aren't supposed to make furtive movements, and you sure as hell aren't supposed to get out of the car. So go ahead and whine and blame the cops, but just remember who puts on the Kevlar every day to make sure you and your family are safe.
darkslayr114 0
"big stick". Yeah i think we call those batons.
angelgirl765 0
that is some funny shit
FruityLoooons 8
Are you black?
skid123 0
sounds a bit racist