Today, my friend and I decided to wear a new red lipstick. The guy I like turned around, looked at her and said, "Red is a really interesting, sexy color. Pretty bold. Not bad." and he smiled. I waited, smiling also, only for him frown and say, "Your teeth are REALLY yellow." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML
Today, I asked a very attractive girl out, then later I ended up talking with her. One of my friends comes up to us and points out that I'm beet red and, "blushing like a bitch". She notices and laughs. FML
Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML
Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML
Today, I was taking a picture with my friend. Her camera can pick out a certain color and only have that color show up in the picture. She chose yellow because of the yellow on my dress. When she showed me the picture, the sash wasn't the only yellow thing; my teeth showed up, too. FML
Today, at my job in a cosmetics department, I was helping a customer find something to her taste. She said, "I want a lipstick like yours. Something that says, 'I'm a bitch'." FML
Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML
Today, I was home alone, so for fun I put red lipstick on. A few minutes later, my doorbell rang. I managed to get it off before I got the door. I saw my neighbor, and had a long conversation with him. After which, I came inside and realized I had lipstick all over my teeth. FML
Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML
Today, I have blue lips because of a guy whose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. FML
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Damarys 0
Firstly, I think red is a really sexy color no matter the woman. But unfortunately, it's only magazine-pretty if you have fabulous white teeth.
rssffff08 0
crest white strips work miracles
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keiferrr 0
ewwwww brush your teeth
rc15 0
# 4 & # 12 , shut up the colour has nothing to do with the fact that your brushing your teeth or not. sometime's it's just like that.
paperfox_fml 0
Yellow teeth probably just means they like orange juice/cigarettes/coffee/some other thing that happens to discolour teeth.
missdoodahday 0
#11...are you British? yellow is NOT the normal color of teeth, they are supposed to be white. hence the popularity of various whitening products on the market. I don't know why else your teeth would be yellow unless YOU DON'T BRUSH THEM, duh...it's called staining, and it's exaclty what happens when you don't brush. try it sometime.
beffburger 0
uh you do know you just contradicted yourself, right? those teeth whitening strips wouldn't be soo popular if teeth were naturally white because we wouldn't NEED them. White teeth are more attractive, but not as natural.
isallwaysme 27
dude, seriously? teeth are NATURALLY WHITE. they change color with age, and stain with dark drinks. also regarding your comment, and taking it into consideration, I child say the same thing about peoples hair. normally not not naturally white, it just happens.
taybear0 14
i brush two, sometimes three times a day... i dont smoke or drink coffee or anything like that. and my teeth are yellow. sometimes teeth are just yellow
paks7 0
11 & 14 teeth are NOT just like that they've been stained over time
katiecat 0
SOOOO BITCHY. i hope you hit him.
rc15 0
# 16, what the hell are you talking about ? ok , maybe sometimes teeth are yellow cause people dont brush them but most people I know brush their teeth ( sarcasm here, everyone I know brushes their teeth... thats what normal people do ) and many of them have a normal pigmentation that makes their teeth yellowish.
paperfox_fml 0
Hey, #16, congrats! You're an ignorant ****! Believe it or not, the presence of products on the market that artificially change an aspect of your appearance proooobably doesn't mean the end result is natural. White teeth are considered desirable, but it's no more natural than bleaching your hair - blonde is popular, and some people naturally are, but just because people pay to be blonde from a bottle it doesn't make it the only natural hair colour.
Button_x 0
#16 No, I'm not British. And NO, I never said MY teeth were like that. My teeth are white, I'm just saying it's not unusual for that to happen. =
DangerousBabee 0
You deserve it for having some nasty ass buttery ass teeth! oh and i recommend you put a little baking soda on the toothpaste :P