Oh, the irony

By HassledAirfarer - 07/12/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I was on a red-eye flight, and the woman beside me was chattering loudly to her friend. I opened my laptop and got to work. Suddenly, one of the women turned to me and told me that the clicking of my keyboard was too loud. She then called me an "inconsiderate, selfish bitch." FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 015
You deserved it 2 439

Same thing different taste

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You see, that is when you close your laptop (be sure to save your work), grip it firmly on both sides, raise it, and beat the living shit outta her with it!!


epicfailburger 0

I would have told her I'm making complaint to the plane crew about some btich talking to me.

keep typing random crap, then backspace one at a time. if she complains, tell her that her whining is disturbing you

Thabb 0

YDI for sitting there. DAMN ANTI-FLOOD!

play really annoying sounds, like fingernails on blackboard really loud

or hit shift 5 times and brubg up sticky keys and play with the sounds it makes

RiskiBusiness 1

that lady would have gotten beat up. or at least hit.

I am very surprised that no one chewed into #1's arse for his comment. That being said, I favourited this.

#1 has 75 down votes, I think that's enough

blland 0

I think the correct way to deal with this situation is to burn her with caustic very slowly, instead of just punching her? everyone has caustic handy on a plane, right?

I think the OP handled it by submitting this FML. It must have annoyed the shit out of that lady. I mean, that would take a lot of typing. Especially if you were to backspace a lot. :D

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KingDingALing 9
fucMyLifeSoHard 18

#3 Goddamnit. Where did I put my Rosetta Stone?

kendalkj 0

you should have told her to shut her mouth too,

elyssarae 0

I'd have showed her how much of an inconsiderate bitch I could be.

You see, that is when you close your laptop (be sure to save your work), grip it firmly on both sides, raise it, and beat the living shit outta her with it!!

oh yes, because it's closing the computer, not beating someone with it (and probably breaking it) that will delete her work.

Whats better is to close the computer, put it carefully away, take off your shoe (preferably an stiletto heel) and then beat her with the shoe. That way you don't have to worry about damaging your computer or going to jail for murder.

I think they were saying make sure to save your work in preparation for the beating that is to come. Heh, screw closing the laptop and beating her with it, Put on some really screamo music and blast it loudly, either that or derogative rap music. If she gets pissy and calls the stawrdess turn it off then hide the laptop. =D

lets hope she carries one of those portable 150 GB hard drives. save her work onto there no prob. commence beating

why is this an fml? look at the woman tell her she has no right to call you an inconsiderate bitch so shut the hell up and go on with your work. jeesh its not that hard

Whoa, watch it man, saying something isnt an FML can get your comment deleted and a stern email from the FML Gestapo.

fwank 1

that's a girl. but what ever you say

You should have said "Oh never mind" and started making a lot more keyboard noises than before... Tit for Tat you see...

*Smiles* What a heartwarming story. And such a nice lady. =)