Love and Embarrassing: Classy

Classy

By embaressed - 19/12/2009 09:44 - United States

Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

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By lk07 - 03/11/2018 05:00

Today, I got severe diarrhea in a public bathroom. I told my 6-year-old to stand directly outside the stall where I can see her shoes. She proceeded to inform everyone who came in that "Mommy has diarrhea." FML

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By Lolabunny - 21/08/2018 04:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, I went grocery shopping with my 4-year-old after having some major bathroom issues. As I walked over to get bananas, she yelled out in the middle of the produce section, "DO YOU STILL HAVE DIARRHEA MOMMY?!" FML

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By Anon - 04/08/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML

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By luckygirl - 14/12/2009 09:05 - United States

Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML

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By Lolrus - 28/03/2009 16:50 - Qatar

Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML

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By poop - 21/03/2015 16:47 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was at my Mandarin teacher's house. I had diarrhoea and had to go to the toilet. My mum texted me while I was still in the toilet saying, "We all heard you". FML

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By Jessy - 14/10/2011 11:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I was driving home when I saw my boyfriend chundering on the side of the road, into an old lady's shopping basket. FML

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Like a dog

By Jick - 26/02/2023 14:00

Today, I was outside when I was suddenly overcome by an intense need to shit. The back door was locked, so I tried to run to the front, but couldn't make it. As I squatted in the bushes, my girlfriend came home unexpectedly. She screamed and called me a sick, disgusting freak. FML

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Bladder control

By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

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MoonyIce 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 19:23

Claaaassic. That's too awesome. At least you were only 'about' to flirt with him and hadn't actually started in on it.

justdancebbyx3 7

Saturday 19 December 2009 19:44

You should have said to the guy "My love for you is like my mother's diarrhea. It can't be held in."

Comments

blackrose01 6

Saturday 19 December 2009 23:21

Hah lmao! god, that's horrible, but hey. i hope she didnt shit in her pants.

condog95 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 17:16

i hope she did - an eye for an eye

mustardo 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 23:30

enough to break the ice!?

thesunshotme 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 2:54

That sounds like a movie moment.

thesunshotme 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 2:55

#22: Are these the same 99% that carry a latent Oedipal desire for their mothers? :x

aea16 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 3:05

lollllll wow I wouldve died of embaressment....

Kira_fml 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 3:17

you can spell 'diarrhea' but not 'embarrassed' ?

Connkidd 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 4:09

awesome

morgan_5230 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 4:23

lmao i'd have started cracking up. that's too funny!

davina_fml 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 5:17

Hahahahaha that's the funniest shit ever xD

ShortyXD 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 6:55

haha great mom you got

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