Today, someone posted photos from a party I was at. On each photo I'm posing in with a girl, my hand is not touching her, but is hovering over her like some creepy weirdo loser. My Facebook nickname is now of course "Hover Hand." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML
Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I was accidentally tagged in a photo of a group of people by a 'friend' on Facebook. She later corrected it, apparently everyone had already seen the tag and decided that the comment box below was a great opportunity to discuss how none of them would ever be caught dead hanging out with me. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
Today, I was looking through pictures on Facebook. There was a picture of me and my friends with the caption "I love you guys!" below. I had been cropped out. FML
Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML
Today, Facebook notified me a "friend" had tagged me in one of his photos. It was a group photo of 20, but my face was the only one that was intentionally blocked out with an emoji because I "didn't belong in the group." FML
Today, I found an old photo album in my Facebook account, which had pictures of previous hangouts with people I called friends at the time. I deleted it because they progressively cut ties with me over time. FML
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Top comments
AbstraktThoughts 13
Better than being in the background of every picture just looking at the girls. Now THAT would be a real creeper.
Bakarra 22
You poor thing, hover handing and then being called hover hand, life is so unfair sometimes...
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Comments (35)
Enslaved 38
Shorten it to Double H. The name Triple H is taken already. :P
TSEpsilon 7
Double H is taken too, unless OP wants to be a quixotic ex-soldier who follows all rules from CARLSON AND PEETERS!!! (Beyond Good and Evil is criminally under-appreciated.)
kemando 22
Sadly I've never played that game. >.>
doglover100 29
It'll be over soon.
The_F3rris 11
Those girls are dirty. Its smart not to touch them
FlyingPie 17
That's better than getting some girl pregnant, hands down.
metalguy95 11
Nothing photoshop can't fix
kemando 22
Then why didn't you just touch her? If a girl takes a photo with you the common idea is you put your hand on her, it's pretty simple. (points to my profile picture)
hellonyancat 6
Some girls don't like to be touched for all sorts of reasons. I think it's nice you were considerate. Maybe do something else with your hand though (put it behind your back maybe).
noisebox 1
Upgrade it to Backdoor man is my advice...
athlete1990 4
Facebook? Fagbook.
Covy 3
Hover hand=virgin