Today, someone posted photos from a party I was at. On each photo I'm posing in with a girl, my hand is not touching her, but is hovering over her like some creepy weirdo loser. My Facebook nickname is now of course "Hover Hand." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML
Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I was accidentally tagged in a photo of a group of people by a 'friend' on Facebook. She later corrected it, apparently everyone had already seen the tag and decided that the comment box below was a great opportunity to discuss how none of them would ever be caught dead hanging out with me. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
Today, I was looking through pictures on Facebook. There was a picture of me and my friends with the caption "I love you guys!" below. I had been cropped out. FML
Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML
Today, Facebook notified me a "friend" had tagged me in one of his photos. It was a group photo of 20, but my face was the only one that was intentionally blocked out with an emoji because I "didn't belong in the group." FML
Today, I found an old photo album in my Facebook account, which had pictures of previous hangouts with people I called friends at the time. I deleted it because they progressively cut ties with me over time. FML
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AbstraktThoughts 13
Better than being in the background of every picture just looking at the girls. Now THAT would be a real creeper.
Bakarra 22
You poor thing, hover handing and then being called hover hand, life is so unfair sometimes...
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AbstraktThoughts 13
Better than being in the background of every picture just looking at the girls. Now THAT would be a real creeper.
pradip 26
Then it would be "The secret in their eyes" with cops using it as a evidence if anything happens to the girl. Ur case is a lot better
Bakarra 22
You poor thing, hover handing and then being called hover hand, life is so unfair sometimes...
DynamicDave 11
I've gotta hand it to you, you really gave OP the finger there. But on the other hand, a better nickname would probably come in handy. Should've asked some of those girls for their digits. Palm.
amandajlucas2015 2
I knowwww! He's out partying having a good time with his friends hanging out girls but poor thing takes some bad pictures:( FHL I honestly feel for u
Pleonasm 36
She is an adept at telekinesis and is making an invisible barrier to mess with your mind and cause havoc with your social reputation, you hover-handed half-wit! Or else you just made a mistake and are over-reacting about this.
Charmillionaire 13
Let's go with mistake. This is, of course, FML :)
sens3sfailing 25
I'm going to go with it was a joke, this is after all, FML
daytoday21 10
What the hell.
FlurffyPupQueen 7
Back in the elementary days, hovering your hand over someone meant that that person is making you naked. So op was probably subconsciously using his hand and mind to make the girl naked for every picture....
Grimmerie 31
I've always wondered why people do this. Are girls protected by anti-hand force fields or something? Edit: Damnit Pleonasm. You're too quick for me.
Pleonasm 36
Not by much so it's ok ;)
gianthelper 1
Hey its better then stalking her all over place (Facebook,twitter,following her home, texting her creppy shit etc…)
cameron194 9
Sounds like you're a pro GiantHelper ..
Airman1988 9
Sounds like your life is ruined forever...at least if you carry the high school mentality.
andreua 0
hahahaha Thats sad. Good luck with your social life for now on.
littlemsweirdo 12
Funny how so people think their life is ruined all because of social media. Facebook: ruining lives since 2005.
stavrosg 3
Totally YDI. Maybe not creep, but loser, definitely. Touch them on the shoulder, or their back. No one will protest and you won't get laughed at.
geon_olam 17
I think someone may have touched you in the head.
j_cat187 20
Better than the picture of me with my pants around my ankles vomiting into a bathtub.