Today, I had a blind date. When I arrived at our meeting place, I spotted my date, because he was the only one in the bar wearing a nametag. I walked up to him and asked, "Are you John?" He responded, "That depends. Are you Jen?" When I said yes he said, "Then no," and left. FML
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Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my sister had set up. When I arrived at the coffeeshop, I approached a man waiting by the counter, asking if his name was Tim (my date's name). He looked at me and said no and then left with a drink clearly labeled "Tim" in bold letters. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML
Today, I went on a blind date, meeting up in a park. I got there first and sat down to wait for him. After a while, a guy sat down next to me. I wasn't sure if it was him, so I texted him, asking if he'd arrived. His response was, "I'm already here, sat to the left of the old woman dressed like a gypsy." FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
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deviliciousv4 0
thats rude. he dosent have to be an asshole.
gwoodboy 0
That piece of stool Is a big old tool And is about as deep As a kiddie pool. He wasn't worth your time anyway.
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Comments (131)
mtd74 0
Why did you ask his name if he was wearing a name tag?
mike_dancefloor 0
because this one, like her umpteen other posts, is fake
GiRIsMakingCupca 0
maybe to be nice that super sux OP super sux!!
Dydy_fml 0
................................what an asshole ................................... anyways he's just looking for ass o.O
inmyroom 1
aren't we all?
iplaywow 0
^this, but she must have been hideous if he didn't stick around to even try to get her drunk
ickles92 0
karma is a b!tch, don't worry. u'll find the one
Towelie_31 0
What a doucher, just cause you're ugly doesn't mean you don't have feelings. Or don't they have feelings? Idk either way FYL.
louie111887 0
okay ladies chill out. I know women that have done the exact same thing so shut up and quit acting like you girls are such angels
jamjenni2774 0
Mean, Just Plain Mean Its better that U find out he is a dick know than maby get involved
Vagrarian 2
Sounds like you dodged a bullet there. Consider yourself lucky, count your blessings, and move on.
happyhak 5
lol #8 FTW! But seriously OP, i must say your blind date is quite the asshole...i say you are lucky not to have spent anymore time with him! he doesnt deserve a relationship. u deserve better!
andrey92 0
hahah you must be one ugly ass bitch!!! lol